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I'm A...screwdriver?


Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

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Today is the day-after-Christmas-Eve-Eve. You must celebrate by posting in any color but pink. Otherwise, Santa's evil clone and a herd of renegade elves will make meatloaf out of your presents.

 

I wrote a special song for the occasion, all about all the colors except pink (it also included some free advice on how to escape ankle-biting gophers somewhere in the twenty-seventh verse), but unfortunately, directly after my first rehearsal, someone apparently (and quite accidentally, I'm sure) stuffed it in the shredder while cleaning tomato and broken window panes off the stage.

 

Sorry...my beautifully performed original song is going to have to wait for next year. I know you're all heartbroken, but hey...these things happen. *Sniffle.* It's funny how it always happens after one of my rehearsals...

 

On the subject of Christmas love: Have you hugged your Christmas tree today?

 

 

 

~Turakii~

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But I like meatloaf........well....no. But on the subject of the tree, I think if I did my fingers would have so many needles in them I wouldn't be able to type. :P

 

:xmas: ~T~ :xmas:

 

Never mind the fingers! It's all worth it, so long as the tree feels loved. :wub:

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Well, since my sister is working, and my other sister's on a cruise, and my brother won't come, we decided to have Christmas tonight! I'm opening my presents after we eat Christmas dinner!

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What doesn't it have to do with them?

 

But I think the answer to the first one is "nothing" and the second one "everything."

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Guest Phyoohrii the Dark Hunter Hunter

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What's this about meatloaf?

 

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Oh, we were just saying how good it is with a bow on top and wrapping paper mixed in well. You should try it sometime. It's called, "Santa's Grandma's Meatloaf Recipe."

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I celebrate Chrismas-Eve-Eve too!

 

But no tree hugging. I might knock it down again this year. :blink:

 

~KC~

 

Your poor tree. No hugs for it this year! *Sniffle.* That's so sad!

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