I'm A...screwdriver?
Today is the day-after-Christmas-Eve-Eve. You must celebrate by posting in any color but pink. Otherwise, Santa's evil clone and a herd of renegade elves will make meatloaf out of your presents.
I wrote a special song for the occasion, all about all the colors except pink (it also included some free advice on how to escape ankle-biting gophers somewhere in the twenty-seventh verse), but unfortunately, directly after my first rehearsal, someone apparently (and quite accidentally, I'm sure) stuffed it in the shredder while cleaning tomato and broken window panes off the stage.
Sorry...my beautifully performed original song is going to have to wait for next year. I know you're all heartbroken, but hey...these things happen. *Sniffle.* It's funny how it always happens after one of my rehearsals...
On the subject of Christmas love: Have you hugged your Christmas tree today?
~Turakii~
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