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Maget

Xaeraz

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LISTEN UP, YOU SORRY EXCUSES FOR WARRIORS. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HTIS 'BLOGGING' CRAZE IS, BUT I KNOW IT'S NOT SOMETHING A MAN SHOULD BE ENGAGED IN, LIKE WRITING THINGS THAT ARE NOT LETTERS OR GETTING HAIRCUTS. NOW THEN, I HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED HERE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT, FOR ONCE, VALVE HAS NOT LET US DOWN AND DONE SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE BY FIXING THE DROP SYSTEM. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE **** I JUST SAID MEANT, BUT I DO KNOW IT WAS NOT ABOUT DEFENDING HILLS OR GETTING HAIRCUTS OR EATING SOUP. NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY.

 

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Xaeraz

What is "maget?"

You mean 'Maggot' Xae? :P

There you go, but the spelling is intentional.

 

Uh... I've only got a 50, sir. Have any change on you?

 

«Takuma Nuva»

NOT MONEY, PRIVATE. TWENTY PUSH-UPS. SUN-TZU'S FAVORITE EXERCISE.

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Uh... I've only got a 50, sir. Have any change on you?

 

«Takuma Nuva»

NOT MONEY, PRIVATE. TWENTY PUSH-UPS. SUN-TZU'S FAVORITE EXERCISE.

First off, push-ups are a form of desert so they can't be exercise. Secondly, I haven't had any of those for around a decade.

 

They sure sound appetizing right now though. :br:

 

«Takuma Nuva»
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Xaeraz
Uh... I've only got a 50, sir. Have any change on you?

 

«Takuma Nuva»

NOT MONEY, PRIVATE. TWENTY PUSH-UPS. SUN-TZU'S FAVORITE EXERCISE.

First off, push-ups are a form of desert so they can't be exercise. Secondly, I haven't had any of those for around a decade.

 

They sure sound appetizing right now though. :br:

 

«Takuma Nuva»

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