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Abbreviated Circumstances


Toaraga

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Okay, for some reason, "Net Speak" has become so prominent and so confusing, that it (like the English language) is often incorrect what one person is saying and another is understanding. We use acronyms and initials for everything from video games to music to television shows (MP3, anyone?); what it should really be called is "Lazy Man's Conversation."

 

While there are a few acronyms that are so unique they can only stand for one group of words, there are also a lot of other acronyms that can stand for several different terms.

 

A good new year's resolution: stop abbreviating everything when it is avoidable. Except in IM communications and quick jots, I plan to not use them when writing stuff out. (And no, my signoff doesn't count as confusing, as it's one of those unique ones: it falls at the end of my BZP writings.)

 

Remember children: "Because acronyms and abbreviations are the American way... who has time to make a complete "

 

©1984-2007 Toaraga EAM

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Cultures are defined on their abilities to effectively communicate. Unless there is no way your abbreviation or acronym can be understood to mean anything else (i.e. BOD as Bulk Order Deed) in the given general context, SPELL IT OUT.

 

-KIE, who also knows BOD as Biological Oxygen demand, something important in the design of sewer treatment plants

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I attribute that blasted rock and roll music to the degradation of the English language. It is because of its need of rhyming that people have confused subjective, objective, and possessive pronouns.

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Not until we start calling them Moving Pictures Expert Group-1 Audio Layer 3s. There's a good reason we abriviate file formats.

 

I like to use acronyms that make no sense whatsoever. But until then, if something is usually refered to by the acronym, so shall I.

If not, then I shall say as much as possible and thus improve my daily word count, which I've been doing since the beginning of time.

 

I think the stupider thing is intentional mispellings. Like "U WNT 2 COM OVAR 2 my HIZZOUZE?? LOLOLLOOLOLOLLOLOL!!!!11!!" That sort of thing. Stop it. Which you do, but everyone ought to stop, and they need to be reminded as often as possible.

 

However, the only acronym that I really like is KotOR (Knights of the Old Republic), ZOMG (Zoh my Golly!) and I.D.N.M.F.T.T.M.W.M.F.A. (I don't need my friends to tell me who my friends are). So this is dang easy.

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Not until we start calling them Moving Pictures Expert Group-1 Audio Layer 3s. There's a good reason we abriviate file formats.
That is usually supposed to be preceded by a period anyway. A lot of people don't even know what the file formats stand for. :P

 

©1984-2007 Toaraga EAM

 

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