Chocolate Wacko
It makes everything better. Even milk. It deserves a blog entry for itself.
But unfortunately, I'm not going to give it one, as I'd also like to talk about current events and major issues in the world, politics, and religion. But then I realized I don't know anything about any of those.
"What's Russia, is that a drink or a verb or something?"
So since chocolate and against-the-rules stuff is already out of the question, I'm going to talk about the smiley.
Yes, it's famous because of the conner fellow who graced us with his holy presence a few years ago, but it's also mislabeled. That's not a wacko. It's someone who was just hit on the head with a frying pan. The following smilies would be much better called "wacko":
- Self-explanatory.
- He watches you wherever he goes. With Santa Claus, that's nice, but here, it's just scary.
- Who has a freaking siren built into their head? Wackos do.
- It's like a crazy, vowel-elongating sheep.
- It's named after Smeag. DUH.
- It's a stalker smiley.
So save the wacko, guys. The wacko's the one who's pointing to a paper. The wacko's the one who's dancing without his arms attached to his head. Not the guy who was just whacked on the head with a large metal object, or possibly a cat.
It's why I propose a change to :whacko:.
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