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ExoM7

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It makes everything better. Even milk. It deserves a blog entry for itself.

 

But unfortunately, I'm not going to give it one, as I'd also like to talk about current events and major issues in the world, politics, and religion. But then I realized I don't know anything about any of those.

 

"What's Russia, is that a drink or a verb or something?"

 

So since chocolate and against-the-rules stuff is already out of the question, I'm going to talk about the :wacko: smiley.

 

Yes, it's famous because of the conner fellow who graced us with his holy presence a few years ago, but it's also mislabeled. That's not a wacko. It's someone who was just hit on the head with a frying pan. The following smilies would be much better called "wacko":

 

:wub: - Self-explanatory.

:tohu: - He watches you wherever he goes. With Santa Claus, that's nice, but here, it's just scary.

:alert: - Who has a freaking siren built into their head? Wackos do.

:baaa: - It's like a crazy, vowel-elongating sheep.

:smeag: - It's named after Smeag. DUH.

:takepic: - It's a stalker smiley.

 

So save the wacko, guys. The wacko's the one who's pointing to a paper. The wacko's the one who's dancing without his arms attached to his head. Not the guy who was just whacked on the head with a large metal object, or possibly a cat.

 

It's why I propose a change to :whacko:.

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:wakeup2: :Shuddup,I don't care

 

:lookhere: :When you are showing somone a fake deal and the deals are the comeplete opposite..

 

:unsure: :I ddnt do nothin'

 

:fear: :I shoulda never done that......

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If you'll excuse me just a brief moment, I'm going to scientifically hit myself over the head with a frying pan and see if I can affirm your interesting hypothesis from a victim's standpoint.

 

Impact on three, two, one...

 

*WHACK!*

 

...

 

Yep, I say you're onto something there...

 

 

Turakii

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Exo, your spontaneous entries like this one continue to be brilliant. Keep up the random work. :wacko:

Yeah, what Onuki said. Spontaneous is a cool word. :P

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:psychotwitch: <Exo, you forgot this one! That's like the stalker emoticon. :P

 

If a random old person winks at you like that, what do you think? Well its basically just a different version of ;), but with a creepier smile. :P

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So apparently you're suggesting they mistyped "whacko"?

Though I disconcur. He's not been recently struck, he's merely reading something that's written on a wall in a spiral. Why, you ask, is his mouth contorted? I'd more readily inquire the jaundice.

And with the Tohumote (hey, that brings back memories), I'd have mentioned the wildly spinning ears.

Oh, and Spitty's back!


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