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At Biology today (we're back S WOO) our group had to do taxonomy. Y'know, classification of species and all that. So each table, group of 5, had to empty their pockets on the table, then we gradually took stuff away to get like the genus, kingdom, class, and ultimately narrow it down to one item for a species.
So to sound smart, we went with fake Latin names. Randomus Sporadicus was the kingdom. Then we went down to like, Randomus nopaperus, taking off notebooks and stuff, Randomus circularus, where we had a pin, button, and compass, and then Randomus Jeffus Buttonus, or, Jeff The Button left.
See, our class mascot is always Jeff. A while ago we found a little stuffed sheep from some earlier class on a couch in the next room, and we named him Jeff the Sheep. Now we have Jeff the Button. It's better than Jeff the Jelly Belly, who was found on the ground and eaten by a guy on a dare.
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