1)

A. I am a computer programmer.

B. I am alergic to pollen.

C. I have eaten a hat.

I may not be a "computer programmer" in the strictest sense of the word, but I do write in a few variations of code. I have made programs in the C# language before.

The hat I ate was for my buddy Masketh-Kahn not winning the Member Spotlight on BS01.

2)

A. I like the smell of freshly printed ink.

B. I like the smell of eggs.

C. I like the smell of cut grass.

Freshly cut grass is okay... but can be really overpowering. And by eggs here, I mean like eggs getting prepared to eat.

3)

A. I have not written into Breakaway magazine.

B. I have not written into Nintendo Power magazine.

C. I have not written into LEGO magazine.

Heh, believe it or not, I never addressed anything to LEGO.

4)

A. I won a Super Smash Bros. Brawl tournament.

B. I won a typing speed competition.

C. I won a Santa drawing contest.

Never came out 1st place in a Brawl competition, but I have made it to the finals before.

At the typing competition, I left with both prize gift cards - for fastest typer and most improved. (Remember, always perform terribly on the first day ;D)

Nah, I'm jut kidding. I didn't intentionally do that.

5)

A. I like dark chocolate.

B. I like white chocolate.

C. I like milk chocolate.

Who does like dark chocolate? o_O Come on - it's healthy!

6)

A. Swert was not the first member I spoke with on the phone.

B. Kayru was not the first member I spoke with on the phone.

C. Dorek was not the first member I spoke with on the phone.

I remember it now. I was like "...Hello?" and the first thing Dorek did was type in the BS01 Staff chat something like "zomg madness!"

7)

A. I have set a stuffed animal on fire.

B. I have applied a sticky note to the back of a kitten.

C. I have never eaten a banana.

No, I really have not eaten a banana, and you cannot make me.

The video of the stuffed animals I set on fire was raaaaaad.

8)

A. I have met Greg Farshtey once.

B. I have met Greg Farshtey twice.

C. I have met Greg Farshtey thrice.

I really hope you got that one.

9)

A. I plan to meet Swert.

B. I plan to meet Dorek.

C. I plan to meet Gravitan.

I should be meeting Swert this week, and Dorek later this summer.

10)

A. None of the above sets are all lies.

B. None of the above sets are all truth.

C. Some of the above sets are just bogus.

It was a bit mean of me to thrown that one in =P

Bonus:

A. I did not type this blog entry with my iPod.

B. I did not type this blog entry with my palm-pilot.

C. I did not type this blog entry with my phone.

iPod touches have great browsing/WiFi capabilities, just like an iPhone.

So now the answers have been revealed. What are the scores?!?!?!