i really hate those. The Pink Eye thing is the most annoying symptom IMHO.

Use silver-infused water.

Fixes all eye-related ailments.

Well, maybe not all, but it fixes stuff like pink eye.

I'm not about to go pour silver water into my eye, even though silver does have medicinal purposes. For all you know I could be a werewolf, if I had done that my eyes surely would have burned out of their sockets!

Anyway, my eye cleared up shortly after I woke up.

I actually did know you are a werewolf, I was just trying to trick you into killing yourself. Oh well, guess I gotta do this the hard way...

*puts on spiked silver armor and loads SMG with silver bullets*

Clearly someone doesn't know that silver weakness was just widespread rumor rooting from werewolves, just to make people think they'd have to go for a special weapon to kill us.

So... seller of silver bullets by day, werewolf by night?

Genius business plan.