I just remembered this:

last year, i ordered the Kaxium, Baranus, Thornatus, and Skopio all at once, online. Once i ordered, i waited a few days, then i camped out on the front porch, reading comic books. 3 days later, when they came, i ran accross the yard, letting off war yells, and hugged the UPS guy.

wooooow, that must have been an odd day for him