ASKING A QUESTION!

Attending staff meetings like Dilbert.

Why -wouldn't- you be here? =P

*Clears throat*

Tahtorak, go back to sleep...

Nuju you need to make more characters and do more roleplaying.

THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.

Son, sometime during your travels, a man is going to show you a deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. He will offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out and squirt cider in your ear. Now son, you do not take that bet, for as sure as you stand here, you will wind up with an earful of cider.

Son, sometime during your travels, a man is going to show you a deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. He will offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out and squirt cider in your ear. Now son, you do not take that bet, for as sure as you stand here, you will wind up with an earful of cider.

"...Now, Nathan, I do not claim you have been clocking Mindy's cheesecake--"

"--You don't think that!--"

"--However, if you're really looking for some action, I will bet you the same thousand that you do not know the color of Necktie you have on."

*Sky covers Nathan's collar so that his tie is no longer visible. Nathan's face screws up in concentration, but try as he might, he cannot name the color of his tie.*

"Well?"

"...No bet."

*Nathan seizes up his necktie, and checks it.*

"Blue! What a crazy color!"

Polka dots! In the whole world, nobody but Nathan Detroit could blow a thousand bucks on polka dots.

Movie version quote wins

Polka dots! In the whole world, nobody but Nathan Detroit could blow a thousand bucks on polka dots.

 

Movie version quote wins

Well, being as I was Sky in a production, I prefer the play version myself, but both are awesome.