okay, if you've seen DS9, this won't be funny. at least, i think it won't...

I looked up "Garak" on the Star Trek Wiki. Under "Occupation", it listed different jobs he's had. he're part of the list:

"Spy"

"Assasin"

"Tailor"

"Gardener"

What do the last two have to do with the first two, really?