I reject your reality and substitute my own.

If you know who said this, you will win the coveted:

Now that that's out of the way, I would like to talk about something that I enjoy immensely; listening to old time radio. It is more fun than watching most of the shows on TV these days. My favorite show to listen to is The New Adventures of Sherlock Holmes starring Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce. Old Time Radio allows you to use your imagination to picture the events unfolding. It's kind of like having a book read to you by several people and a sound effects crew.

So the moral of the story is, try new things...I guess...wait, what?