I thought about posting this on someone else's blog, but that seemed like a jerky thing to do. Still, I do think this song very much applies to that other blog, but I'll just let your imagination fill in the gaps.

Without further ado:

Forms FORM-29027201-12

Test Assessment Report

This was a triumph.

I'm making a note here:

HUGE SUCCESS.

It's hard to overstate

my satisfaction.

Aperture Science.

We do what we must

because we can.

For the good of all of us.

Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying

over every mistake.

You just keep on trying

till you run out of cake.

And the Science gets done.

And you make a neat gun.

For the people who are

still alive.

Dear, <<Subject Name Here>>,

I'm not even angry.

I'm being so sincere right now.

Even though you broke my heart.

And killed me.

And tore me to pieces.

And threw every piece into a fire.

As they burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you!

Now these points of date

make a beautiful line.

And we're out of beta

We're releasing on time.

So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

Think of all the things we learned

for the people who are

still alive.

One last thing:

Go ahead and leave me.

I think I prefer to stay inside.

Maybe you'll find someone else

to help you.

Maybe Black Mesa...

THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.

Anyway, this cake is great.

It's so delicious and moist.

Look at me still talking

when there's science to do.

When I look out there,

it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

I've experiments to run.

There is research to be done.

On the people who are

still alive.

PS: And believe me I am

still alive.

PPS: I'm doing science and I'm

still alive.

PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm

still alive.

FINAL THOUGHT:

While you're dying I'll be

still alive.

FINAL THOUGHT PS:

And when you're dead I will be

still alive.

STILL ALIVE

THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING

IN THIS

ENRICHMENT CENTER ACTIVITY!!