Making Up Fake Words 101
Welcome to Making up Fake Words 101. Your professors this semester are McSpit and McSpork.
We now bring you your course, alread in progress. Note: many emoticons have been removed to preserve bandwidth.
Dok: Waiting.
Spitty: 1. Add weird sounds as often as possible. Like roppenhoffleschmooper.
2. Add weird accents and stuff. Like in the German word for a "donkey bridge", Eselbrücke, it has that weird thing over the u.
3. Don't press random keys. McOffenjompenwopper sounds better then alkfjlkasljkf.
Dok: That "thing" is called an umlaut.
Yeah, I knew that.
Dok: Another tip is to use the same word parts over and over again. These include, but are not limited to....
- Schmoogle
- -oogle
- Schpargel
- -ffin
- Gargin
- -oodle
- Mc-
- Warbin
- -stien
- -buttons
- -berry
- tiddle
- oesis
When making names, never be afraid to have more than three words. "Sir" and "the third" are always good add-ons. A prime example is "Sir Phinneas Von Winklebottom Zephius III." Works like a charm.
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This concludes our lecture. As an assignment this week, we'd like you all to make up your own fake words and hand them in when you comment. Thank you.
*schoolbell rings*
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