Lobsters
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Hi there minions friends!
It has come to my attention that a many of the people that are forced to read my
blawg have somehow been greatly misinformed on the subject of the most beloved of all animals. The crab.
You see, in some of my most recent entry's. Brainwashing people into obeying me Reminding people
about my love of Crabs. Some people have commented saying horrible, misinformed comments such as...
what's with you and those... lobsters, was it? unsure.gif
Or...
Yeah, it was lobsters.... or was it shrimp? They're crustaceans too...
The two members who committed these atrocious acts of blasphemy against the crab
will be killed soon. But for now I need to make something very clear. The sacred holy animal of which I
hold close to my heart is the crab. not the lobster, not the shrimp, and definitely not the vile creature known
as the jellyfish!
Anyone else who blasphemies the crab most holy of creatures, shall be put to death in an agonising, torturous and unbearable way.
Now that's that out of the way. Have a nice crab filled day.
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