The Equation For Cool
I've got it. We all know owning Apple products make you cool, right? So:
coolness = (amount of Apple products in house * avg. of last two digits of their release dates) / 10
Or in short form:
C=AR/10
Problem solved. This equation is perfect. It's arranged so that owning a Newton is around 10 times cooler than owning an iPad, and 100 times cooler than owning a 1st gen iPod. Genius!
My coolness is 5, btw. What's yours?
Rav
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