A conversation on a certain social networking site.

Classmate: what music do you like ? right now I am listing to Justin Bieber

 

Me: I hate justin beiber with the passion of a thousand burning suns >>

 

Classmate: oh :(

 

Me: Justin Bieber is the ultimate form of evil

 

Me: do you realise how many girls he has brainwashed?

...millions

 

Classmate: cool

 

Me: no not cool

 

Classmate: Why?

 

Me: I was supposed to brainwash millions

not him

 

Me: he stole my idea

 

Classmate: cool :)

 

Me: I kill people that steal my idea's

 

Classmate: really?

 

Me: Yes

 

Classmate: Cool

 

Me: I kill them my driving spears through their throats

 

Classmate: Cool

 

Me: and then I slice them up

 

Classmate: Cool

 

Me: after that I drink their blood

 

Classmate: cool

 

Me: all of it

 

Classmate: Cool

 

Me: and then I leave the sliced up remains out in the sun

and let them dry out...

...So i can eat them

 

Classmate: Cool

 

There is somthing wrong with you if you think that that is cool

something very very wrong

 

Classmate: what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Me: lol I was joking :P

 

Classmate: arr :D

I am so awesome. B)