Think you had today all figured out, did ya? Think ye and your gang would have a nice day out of port fer some sight-seein' or sommat? Well think again, ye scallywag! Today be International Talk Like a Py-rate Day, and ain't nothin' gonna stop it from happening! So pull up anchor, set sights on the horizon, and travel to wherever suits your fancy! You gotta be free to be a pirate!

-CF