1. Go to Wal-Mart

2. Get a wig (Preferably in a bright color, such as Neon Blue or Shocking Pink)

3. Wear it to school the next day. (it is IMPERATIVE that you don't tell any of your friends you're doing this)

To be quite honest, this is the best six bucks I ever spent. my 'scientific reason' was that I wanted to see

1. If people noticed the hair first

2. If people noticed the braces first

3. If people didn't even notice the braces until I took the wig off the next day.

Actually, a lot of people noticed the braces first, over the hair. My plain, regular reason was "why not?"

It was fun. And I figured out who I'm going to be for halloween: Claudia, from Warehouse 13.

Whoohoo!