i don't know why, but my social studies teacher brought up the possibility of a Kap'n Crunch movie. and have all the other general mills characters in there. It would be a 2 hour commercial, and they wouldn't even hide it. he also suggested Justin bieber play Cap'n Crunch. here's how i think that would go...

I'm Cap'n, Cap'n, Cap'n Crunch,

Oh I'm Cap'n Cap'n, Cap'n CRUNCH, oh

I'm Cap'n, Cap'n, Cap'n Crunch,

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that was random...