In this life of ours, there are many things that we enjoy. Without the feelings of love, happiness, and satisfaction, I cannot honestly say that all of us would live a life that we thoroughly enjoy. One thing that makes each of us individual is what we do that brings us these feelings -- how we live our lives. When under stress, overcoming boredom, or just looking to have some fun, we often seek the comfort and companionship of another person, or an inanimate object. Or both. Maybe you switch it up every now and then. There is no correct method of achieving euphoria.

What I'm getting at, is that cookies are awesome and are a necessary part of any happy life. From grandma's homemade peanut butter deluxe cookies, to that fresh whatever-was-left-over-in-the-back cookie at your local grocery store, to those packaged Chips Ahoy that you have sitting in your kitchen cabinet. They're all delightful. They make the world go 'round. Whoever said you can't buy happiness was full of it.

Now, there is a specific cookie that I happen to favor over... Well, all of them. These cookies have the perfect texture: just the right amount of chewiness and crunch. They literally melt in your mouth. Eat them hot, eat them cold, eat them in a box, with a fox... It really doesn't matter. But what does matter is the mastermind behind this edible artwork. These aren't just any cookies, and it isn't just any recipe made by any old person. This recipe has been handed down from Puffin generation to generation for who knows many years. Empress Tufi's cookies are just plain awesome. And no, you can't have any! You see, the reason why you've never had (or even seen, for that matter) these cookies is that I eat them. All. Every one of them goes down with a smile.

At this point, you are probably questioning my sanity. And for this I do not blame you.

--Kex