The Story Of The Gcb War
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The Great Comment Bomb War occurred Between 18th November 2010 - 09:07 PM to WAR STILL OCCURRING!
PHASE 1:
On the Eighteenth of November Firax leader Lowtuff launched the first few primitive comment bombs onto Octagon Leader Ardros's profile to try and prove once and for to him that Firax were indeed beter than Octagons, These are the comment bombs launched...
Lowtuff:
OCTAGONS SUCK
18th November 2010 - 09:07 PM
Lowtuff:
FIRAX RULE
18th November 2010 - 09:07 PM
Lowtuff:
DEATH TO ALL THAT HAS 8 SIDES.
18th November 2010 - 09:07 PM
Lowtuff:
srsly octagons suck
18th November 2010 - 09:08 PM
PHASE TWO:
After this Lowtuff waited, expecting for Ardros to respond by declaring How Lowtuff was right and octagons did after all suck, but a day passed and Ardros did nothing. Infuriated by this, Lowtuff sent another, much more powerful comment bomb to Ardros's profile...
Lowtuff:
octagons have bad breath
19th November 2010 - 05:26 PM
Phase Three
Ardros could not hold it any longer, Lowtuff had already sent 5 Comment bombs to his profile, if he did not retaliate now, he would risk having his profile pulverised by a Nuclear comment bomb, So he sent his own Comment bomb to lowtuff's profile...
Ardros:
I'm going to remove your greatest weapon against me
By changing my name back to MatoromotionPicture s
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20th November 2010 - 09:16 PM
Lowtuff:
NOOOOOOOOOO
20th November 2010 - 10:03 PM
Phase Four:
Lowtuff still reeled from this attack, but he knew that the only option was to strike back even harder. If he didn't he would lose the respect of his fellow members. And so he did the unthinkable.
He launched a Nuclear Comment Bomb...
Lowtuff:
Octagons taste good on pancakes.
21st November 2010 - 03:15 PM
Lowtuff:
My chair is made of dead octagons
21st November 2010 - 03:15 PM
Lowtuff:
I enjoy hurting octagons.
21st November 2010 - 03:16 PM
Lowtuff:
I own a CD full of Octagon screams.
21st November 2010 - 03:17 PM
Ardros sent his own Nuclear Comment bombs back
Ardros:
I dismantle my Firax for fun and leave them in two parts for hours.
21st November 2010 - 03:23 PM
Ardros:
By the way
LAFS died yesterday
21st November 2010 - 03:24 PM
Lowtuff was steaming with anger, so he sent a whole Batch of nuclear Comment bombs!
"For this you get your comment box bombed again"
Lowtuff:
Octagons make a very nice pop when you toss them in a fire.
21st November 2010 - 03:49 PM
Just after he sent the first of this new batch, Ardros retaliated with the biggest bomb yet.
Ardros:
For what, Vultran Makuta of Sonics?
21st November 2010 - 03:46 PM
But in a stunning feat of mercy, he sent an apology Bomb.
Ardros:
Okay, that was mean, I apologize
21st November 2010 - 03:46 PM
Lowtuff still continued though.
Lowtuff:
Octagons make a very nice pop when you toss them in a fire.
21st November 2010 - 03:49 PM
Lowtuff:
I live in the corpse of a dead octagonzilla
21st November 2010 - 03:50 PM
Even more angry, Ardros sent even more bombs.
Ardros:
There is no sweeter sound than a Firax drenched with high-pressure water courtesy of the Ardros Power Miner Faction
21st November 2010 - 03:55 PM
Lowtuff Returned with more bombs than ever before!
Lowtuff:
I shrink octagons and use them as golf balls.
21st November 2010 - 03:55 PM
Lowtuff:
I am wearing Octagon leather shoes.
21st November 2010 - 03:56 PM
Lowtuff:
The moon is actually a giant ball of dead octagons, i sent it up there when my Dead octagon warehouses were full
21st November 2010 - 03:57 PM
Lowtuff:
I use the skins on dead octagons as coats for my Firax
21st November 2010 - 03:58 PM
Lowtuff:
I use the blood of dead octagons as perfume
21st November 2010 - 03:58 PM
Lowtuff:
There are currently over 242,028 octagons Imprisoned in my cellar
21st November 2010 - 03:59
Lowtuff:
OCTAGONS ARE SILLY
21st November 2010 - 04:08 PM
Lowtuff:
OCTAGONS ARE STUPID
21st November 2010 - 04:08 PM
Lowtuff:
OCTAGONS ARE DUDES THAT ARE COOL
21st November 2010 - 04:08 PM
Lowtuff:
OCTAGONS ARE UGLY
21st November 2010 - 04:09 PM
Lowtuff:
OCTAGONS ARE REALLY SPELT OCTOGONS
21st November 2010 - 04:10 PM
Lowtuff:
OCTAGONS ARE DELICIOUS
21st November 2010 - 04:10 PM
Lowtuff:
OCTAGONS ARE WEAK AND FEEBLE
21st November 2010 - 04:10 PM
Ardros was extremely crippled, but still sent more bombs.
Ardros:
FIRAX ARE FAIR AND JUST
21st November 2010 - 04:10 PM
Ardros:
FIRAX ARE PIRAKA
21st November 2010 - 04:10 PM
Ardros:
The average McDonald's hamburger is 69% Firax.
21st November 2010 - 04:11 PM
Lowtuff yet again retaliated.
Lowtuff:
I FEED MYSELF ON A DIET CONSISTING ONLY ON OCTAGON MEAT
21st November 2010 - 04:11 PM
Lowtuff:
Ardros secretly likes Firax
21st November 2010 - 04:11 PM
Ardros sent back two more.
Ardros:
IT'S NO SECRET THAT I DO
They're my favorite lava monster.
But I despise them at the same time.
21st November 2010 - 04:12 PM
Ardros:
LOWTUFF SECRETLY LIKES OCTAGONS
21st November 2010 - 04:12 PM
Lowtuff bombed yet again.
Lowtuff:
You'll never guess what type of shape I built mount Everest out of
21st November 2010 - 04:12 PM
Lowtuff:
Octagons make a lovely squelching noise when you throw them into the large hadron collider
21st November 2010 - 04:15 PM
Lowtuff:
You'll never guess what flavoured rocks's secret ingredient is...
21st November 2010 - 04:14 PM
But then Ardros nuked him again.
Ardros:
Lemme guess...Heptagons tongue.gif
21st November 2010 - 04:17 PM
But then, in an astonishing development, he got a user called PAPER SPEAKERS WAT to help him bomb Lowtuff.
PAPER SPEAKERS WAT:
Ardros is right, they are 69% Firax. I just asked em.
But Lowtuff was not defeated, he instead got Jpjazz, his little brother, to help him nuke Ardros.
Jpjazz:
Welcome to Octogons by the sea restrarant
Menu:
Boiled Octogon Brain
Smoked Octogon Gut
Fried Octogon Thigh
Steamed Octogon Kidney
Baked Octogon Liver
Stuffed Octogon Intestine
Roast Octogon Foot
Our Special tod ay is Grilled Octogon Heart
All Meals come with a drink of still or sparkling blended Octogon flesh
Enjoy, Ar
21st November 2010 - 04:52 PM
But then he betrayed him!
Jpjazz:
But Octogons are kinda cute......
21st November 2010 - 04:54 PM
After that things calmed down a bit, mainly because of Ardros going offline. But the war is sure to fire back up on the 22nd of November.
TO BE CONTINUED!
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