Thanks for freezing all imports of Tasmanian Lobsters to your country and putting our lobster and fishing industry in jeopardy, as you buy 90% of our lobsters each year. 200 tonnes of our catch are now stranded down here.

You want to know why I'm thanking you?

Because compared to normal, lobsters here are selling dirt cheap because they've got to go. So therefore, I'm having lobster tonight. For the first time in years. It's wonderful.

I'm so shelfish.