For entertainment purposes only.

New Mexico

Texas-El Paso (+11½) over Brigham Young

BYU 52, UTEP 24

Humanitarian, uh, MPC Computers

Northen Illinois (-2½) over Fresno State

NIU 40, FRES 17

New Orleans

Troy (-1½) over Ohio

TROY 48, OHIO 21

St. Petersburg

Southern Mississippi (+3½) over Louisville

LOU 31, USM 28

Las Vegas

Boise State (-16½) over Utah

BSU 26, UTAH 3

Poinsettia

United States Naval Academy (+1½) over San Diego State

SDSU 35, NAVY 14

Aloha, er, Hawaii

Hawai'i-Honolulu (-11½) over Tulsa

TLSA 62, HAW 35

(6 turnovers in the first half...unreal...)

Motor City, er Little Cæsar's Pizza

Toledo (-1½) over Florida International

FIU 34, TOL 32

Independence

United States Air Force Academy (-2½) over Georgia Institute of Technology

AFA 14, GT 7

Champs Sports

North Carolina State (+2½) over West Virginia

NCST 23, WVU 7

Copper, er, Insight

Missouri-Columbia (+1½) over State University of Iowa

IOWA 27, MIZZ 24

Military

East Carolina (+7½) over Maryland-College Park

MD 51, ECU 20

ev1.net, uh, GalleryFurniture.com, er, Houston, um Texas

Baylor (-1½) over Illinois-Champaign

ILL 38, BAY 14

Alamo

Oklahoma State (-6½) over Arizona

OKST 36, ARIZ 10

Armed Forces

United States Military Academy (+7½) over Southern Methodist

ARMY 16, SMU 14

Gotham, er, Garden State, um, Pinstripe

Syracuse (+1½) over Kansas State-Manhattan

Music City

Tennessee-Knoxville (+2½) over North Carolina-Chapel Hill

Holiday

Nebraska-Lincoln (-13½) over Washington (Sorry, xccj)

Meineke Car Care

South Florida (+4½) over Clemson

Sun

University of Miami (-3½) over Notre Dame

Peach, er Chick-fil-A

South Carolina (-3½) over Florida State

Liberty

Georgia-Athens (-7½) over Central Florida

EagleBankTicketCity

Northwestern (+9½) over Texas Tech

Hall of Fame, er, Outback

Florida (-7½) over Pennsylvania State

Citrus, er Capital One

Michigan State (+10½) over Alabama-Tuscaloosa

Gator

Michigan (+6½) over Mississippi State

Rose

Texas Christian (-2½) over Wisconsin-Madison

Fiesta

Oklahoma-Norman (-17½) over Connecticut

Orange

Virginia Tech (+2½) over Stanford

Sugar

Arkansas-Fayetteville (+2½) over Ohio State

Mobile..er, papajohns.com, um, GoDaddy.com

Miami University (-1½) over Middle Tennessee

Cotton

Louisiana State-Baton Rouge (-1½) over Texas A&M-College Station

GMAC, er, Compass

Pittsburgh (-2½) over Kentucky

Emerald, um, Fight Hunger

Nevada-Reno (-9½) over Boston College

BCS

Oregon (+3½) over Auburn

Last year: was a very momentous year, but not for football picks

This year: 8-7 straight up, 8-7 vs. spread

Key:

Correct

Correct versus spread only

Correct straight up, but not against the spread

Incorrect

-KIE, who reserves the right to update and republish this throughout the bowl season.