Well, it hasn't been a very exciting day so far. Au contraire, I bored.

Congratulations to today's member: Master Howl.

'Kay.

I've been helping to clean the house for some random people since 10:15. Then we had lunch. Whoopie, exciting. I'm waiting for my friend to come over now. He's like, 10 minutes late. Some of you may know him as Visorak Cooper.

That's about it.

And Live from (place), it's not SATURDAY NIGHT YET!

Yup. Tonight's Saturday Night Live. Can't wait.