Punch That Reporter Because That's What Friends Do

[~kh]

Okay so what if BIONICLE Universe was one of the previous cycles in Mass Effect and the Great Beings were basically that cycle's Quarians who created the Geth/Matoran and made these robots to rebuild their planet so they could colonize itSo they left and made this giant starship called Mata Nui to go and analyze other planets so that they could rebuild their planet but instead they gained sapience like the Geth and instead rebuilt the planet and began to colonize it as their ownSo that's why the Quarians/Great Beings are kind of ###### off at the MU Inhabitants coming back because they want to recolonize the homeworldAnd lets face it if the Great Beings came back the Matoran/MU Inhabitants would probably beat them because that's how kid's stories workSo synthetics overcome the organics but then the Reapers come and give Mata Nui three choices but Mata Nui says "No I'm a hero and heroes never surrender!"And then the Reapers just laser the Mata Nui robot and kill everyone because screw your choices this is how BIONICLE ends

[Mesonak]

*slow clap*Now that'd certainly be interesting, now wouldn't it?Screw your choices, indeed.-Mesonak

[GSR]

The sad part, the really sad part, of this is that I've had similar thoughts, and I'm not just talking about these blog entries.I'm talking full-on, "what if the reason the Great Beings never came back is that they got gobbled by the Reapers, and the only reason the inhabitants of SM were spared is that they themselves have no large-scale space travel", etc.Also, I have no idea where this topic should go. Is it still S&T when it's about as non-canon as you can get?

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I haven't play any of the Mass Effect games, so I don't know the exact story of them. But still, I guess this would cool if it were true. :)And I can see Mata Nui saying that line.