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  1. Squishyfrog

    Guh

    By Squishyfrog,

    So boring here right now. Outside it's rainy, inside it's dull, and BZPower is losing to a snail in a racing contest.
     
    And no, not a jet-boosted rocket pop star snail or anything like that. Just a regular, slow snail. Not a flying snail, not a snail with robot legs, not a super fast snailmobile, not a snail who is altering time to appear faster, not even a jet-boosted rocket pop star flying robot-legged super fast snailmobile who is altering time to appear faster. An average, everyday, garden variety, run-of-the-mill, dime a dozen snail. HAVE I MADE MY POINT
     
    So, just to recap, I'm talking about these:
     






     
    ARE WE CLEAR HERE OKAY GOOD
  2. Squishyfrog
    when you advertise your product with "no need to stir" you should make sure that there is actually NO NEED TO STIR
     
    i mean i guess you don't have to stir it, but if you want a peanut butter sandwich and not a peanut oil sandwich then you're going to have to stir it, and considering it's marketed as peanut butter then the chances are you PROBABLY are buying it to use as peanut BUTTER
     
    that's all for now but stick around for more of Squishy's Insignificant First World Problems - the only place on the internet where you can listen to someone gripe over something that doesn't matter at all!
     
    EDIT also there's a Facebook like button now apparently??
  3. Squishyfrog

    Hard Cheese

    By Squishyfrog,

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  4. Squishyfrog

    beat White 2

    By Squishyfrog,

    and by that i mean Ghetsis. just leveling up before i face the Elite Four.
     
    all i have to say it that it was really annoying how the game expected you to just fight through tons of grunts, Colress, the entire Shadow Triad AND Kyurem/Ghetsis with only ONE RANDOM DOCTOR ALL THE WAY BACK ON THE PLASMA FRIGATE TO HEAL YOUR POKEMON WITH. what if someone(and by someone i mean me) had forgotten to buy a bunch of Hyper/Super Potions and Status restoring items and whatnot?? i mean, it's not too much of a hassle to keep coming back to the doctor to heal, but would it have KILLED THEM to have N heal your Pokemon or something sheesh
     
    also the story didn't flow as well as the original
  5. Squishyfrog
    but i was bored so i took the 15 minute quiz anyway for anyone who cares

     
    i was expecting that i'd get a True/Lawful Neutral alignment so that's not big surprise and i have absolutely no idea what any of the other stuff means but maybe it tells you a lot about me as a person i dunno you D&D nuts tell me
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    Kingdom Brains

    By Squishyfrog,

    Welcome to brains. Kingdom brains!
     
    There's no way you're getting Kairi's brain!
     
    Don't feel bad, we all had brains too, once.
     
    Roxas. He made me feel, like a had a brain. It's funny, you make me feel the same...
     
    Can you spare a brain?
     
    When I first saw Riku, he still looked like a boy. Probably because he had such a strong brain.
     
    There was no darkness in her brain.
     
    But this palace is way too close to the darkness. The Brainless will never listen to us here.
     
    Organization XIII has no further use for you. Thanks to you, we've collected countless brains. Can you hear their euphoria? Now all they need is one final helping from the Keyblade bearer!
    We've got to fight!
    But... Kingdom brains!
     
    Dive to the brain.
  9. Squishyfrog
    B)
     
    yeah i'm bald B)
     
    it's cool cool cool B)
     
    but turning my skin lower quality and growing an enormous afro would be even more cool B)
     
    so
     
    POMF
     

     
    YO MARVEL AT THE AWESOMENESS
     
    THAT IS
     

     
    MY NEW AFRO
     
    :afro: :afro:
     
    B) <--- he bald and sad
     
    but not me
     
    because i grew an afro :afro:
  11. Squishyfrog
    i'm sure you were all begging for this to get a new entry so here you go
     
    TODAY'S POEKMON IS
     

     
    REGIGIGAS
     
    behold, the Pokemon who rules over of the elemental golems, the Pokemon who pulled the continents together with rope, the Pokemon who... is cursed one of the worst abilities in the game. yes, poor Regigigas here is Blessed with Suck, having an absolutely incredible bade 160 base Attack, great 110 base HP and defenses, and decent base 100 speed, but also has the Slow Start ability, which halves his Speed and Attack for the first five turns of battle. in competitive play, this allows the opponent to set up all over you and/or just KO you with a couple of powerful attacks. in casual play, Regigigas is only available until after the Elite Four and even then he is still pretty much useless with Slow Start.
     
    NEVERTHELESS, i find Regigigas awesome, no matter how much he may suck. it's the combination of his appearance, lore, and the latter half of his cry that sounds like some sort of weird dance party just make me love him.
     
    also this entry would have been up sooner but i had to make that gif then make it fit the BZP size guidelines so yeah
  12. Squishyfrog
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    remember how i said Chandelure was a pain to draw? well Deoxys is about fifteen times worse. seriously, it took me like ten tries for me to get something i was even remotely happy with, and even then this drawing has so many obvious flaws(giant head ahoy).
     
    while i like all of the Deoxys forms, his Standard form is my favorite as far as appearance goes. it has something to do with his face, i think. i also think it’s cool how he changes his DNA strand arms into actual arms, which is something his other forms apparently can’t do. he also has one of the best themes in Pokemon, imo.
     
    honorable mentions: Espeon, Latios, Beheeyem
  13. Squishyfrog
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    if you ask me, Snorunt is one of the cutest Pokemon ever. the way they constantly shiver and look like they’re cold, well, it just makes me want to cuddle up with one lol. i can just imagine a group of them huddling up together in a cave or something, keeping each other warm. sadly, it seems not a lot of people find Snorunt as cute as i do, but i guess he’s not as conventionally cute as, say, Eevee.
     
    honorable mentions: Glalie, Regice, Froslass, Bergmite
  14. Squishyfrog
    sometimes, there are things that i never really pay attention to, and just forget about until much later, when i end up loving them. this especially happens with Pokemon, so i figured i would just do this
     
    TODAY'S POKEMON IS

     
    ARCHEOPS
     
    seriously, this is my new favorite fossil, flying, and rock-type Pokemon. plus, i love love love its stat spread. unfortunately, i accidentally chose the wrong fossil in both White and White 2, prohibiting me from getting Archeops without trading. another thing bad about Archeops is its ability, but in-game(which is what i do) it's not too horrible with access to potions and whatnot
     
    also don't expect any more of these because this whose idea is just dumb and this entry is prone for deletion FYI =)
  15. Squishyfrog

    a question

    By Squishyfrog,

    why do people sell boiled peanuts when it's HOT outside but not when it's COLD
     
    i mean no one wants to eat piping hot peanuts when it's bloody NINETY degrees outside
     
    sell ice cream cones and then we'll talk
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    New Sig / Av Theme

    By Squishyfrog,

    Think I like this one. Probably keep this theme for awhile, if not the images.
     
    Speaking of the images, all credit goes to Google for them. And Nintendo. And whoever did the avatar artwork(which is fantastic, btw).
     
    do you like it
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    ^click for full size^
     
    just something i drew and have been working on coloring for the past couple of days. i'm a little iffy on how it looks but i'm still new to this whole digital coloring thing so i'm fairly pleased overall.
     
    (and yes i know that the shield's design is way off(even though i used it for the thumbnail) and that the sizes are way off because Aegislash is 5'07 and Greninja is 4'11)
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    well, here's the obvious one lol. you don't even really have to know me at all and you can guess that Cofagrigus is my favorite Pokemon, seeing as he's my avatar on here and several other sites.
     
    so, what about Cofagrigus makes him my favorite Pokemon? the answer is simple: everything. no, seriously, everything. i love his Pokedex entries about how he "punishes" grave robbers, i love using him competitively, i loved using him in-game, i love his cry, and i LOVE LOVE LOVE his design. for me, it doesn't get much cooler than an Egyptian coffin with four shadow arms, a mask that bears the face of when they were human, piercing red eyes, and a terrifying smile. all they need to do is give him a Mega Evolution in Pokemon Z and i can die happy.
     
    honorable mentions: Haunter, Chandelure, Honedge, Aegislash
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    fakemon incoming

    By Squishyfrog,

    behold
     
    unnamed Grass/Fire, unnamed Grass/Dark, and unnamed Dark/Ghost
     
    now before you say anything, no, these are not evolutionary relatives. but they are definitely linked
     
    as you can probably tell, the Grass/Dark practices voodoo and witchcraft whereas the Grass/Fire is fierce and fights with honor. both of these pokes live on a small, superstitious island. if you have one of the Grass/Dark and one of the Grass/Fire pokemon in your party for long enough, the Grass/Fire one will eventually be afflicted by a strange status condition, called "cursed". this cannot be cured via the pokemon center or full restores or anything like that, and it treats the pokemon with this status as if it were fainted in-battle. you have to take your Pokemon to an exorcist to cleanse it of the curse. however, there are two exorcists you can choose from; one who charges a huge amount of money, and the other very little. assuming you go to the expensive one, your pokemon will be totally cured and go back to normal. but, if you go to the cheap one, a malevolent spirit takes over the body of the Grass/Fire pokemon, who is still conscious, but cannot do anything except for cry. this cannot be undone, and this process only can happen once
     
    moral: don't be a cheapskate
     
    design-wise, i'm pretty happy with how these guys turned out. thinking a physical attacker for the Grass/Fire, special for the Grass/Dark, and mixed for the Dark/Ghost. but you tell me what you think
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