hewkii765

Male

The broken remains of Mata Nui.

Well first off, I am a human being,
not a dog,
a cat,
a giraffe or even
a Mexican,
no, just kidding, I'm not racist
Mexicans are awesome
and make good food.


now, where to really start.
I'm actually 575 years old but BZP birth years only go to 1912, the need to go to 1446 and then things could be a bit more accurate!
I am a Christian
I am also a Psychotic nut case
and I am a fun person and I hate bugs, all kinds.
I like B.M.X a lot, I used
to skate board a little but I
just suck at that.
I also love snow boarding and Graffiti.
I live in southern New Hampshire, I love just about everything here, except the red necks. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!


I have 3 cats
No dogs
14 deer,
two Rakshi
and a 15 foot Pterodactyl who likes polka music

My favorite band is probably The Screaming Trees
I like just about all kinds of music
except rap
rap is annoying
obnoxious
and is hardly even real music
my favorite is grunge.

My best friend is Beethoven
yes, the Beethoven
the one who wrote
"DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUH DUUUUHHHH!"
yep, we have lots of plans
like building a dungeon
an underground dungeon
and under ground dungeon with torture devices
in my back yard
with a built in donut factory.
one of the biggest plans we have is to
sink Kansas into the ocean, because Kansas is irritating
for no apparent reason what-so-ever.
and most importantly
I LOVES BIONICLES!
cause BIONICLES! are awesome and a huge part of my childhood.
Now, for some reason
I feel like Lego will bring them back,
I'm going to use this "break"
to catch up on the oh-so-confusing story.

So thats basically what there is to
know about me, and no
you cannot have my social security number.
and also, I like writing stories
and doing just about every thing BZP has to
offer in their forums.

NO!

http://www.dude-witha-hat.tumblr.com

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