You. Yeah you, lookin' at this here text. Yeah, you still readin'? Ya' better be. Ya' see, I'm Mr. Chicken, but round these parts most people know me by the name Hero. Ya' see, my interests range wide and far. And when I ain't bein' all cool, ya' know, like all chicken men, I'm either watchin' episodes of Community or writin' some of my own there masterpieces. I ain't had time to be on much lately, due to life an all them there stuffs, but ya' see I'm comin' back soon. I ain't yet sure when, but when I'm back... Y'all all fear da' name...
Eh... That is true. But it's just so hillarious the temptation is hard to resist! It's even more hillarious than The Aquaphobic Salmon! Or The Frigophobic Snowman!