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  1. The Hype train erupts from the once-extinct volcano followed by a new layer of beautiful lava!!!! I feel like I am finally free again!
  2. Okay, what do I replace my swears with? The new 'Magnas' are the new villages the matoran made on Spherus Magna. This comic takes place after the main canon.
  3. How do you make it public? I tried linking to the images directly but it still does not show! Fixed it+ an update!
  4. It has been many ages since the Great Age of photo-comics in Bzpower but a new era is here! Podu and his entorage will lead us to the future of photo comics with this great tribute to the forgotten age. http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/1.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/2.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/3.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/4.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/5.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/6.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/7.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/8.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/9.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/10.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/11.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/12.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/13.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/14.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/15.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/16.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/17.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/18.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/19.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/20.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/21.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/22.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/23.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/24.png http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/GreatToaNui/Comic/25.png More coming soon! Guest star template: Character Name: Personality: Sprite: in-joke(optional): please put in my pm.
  5. I may be a brony myself but at least I do not post pics of greg as pinkie pie.
  6. How do you sign up? I shall not resist because mlp is the second largest fanbase on bzp now after bionicle itself.
  7. you have shown prejadice. When I make my photo comic staring podu it will be just what you bashed, a Kadin.in fact I made this poll just to get a guy bashing one of the masks so it could be that design.
  8. All we see of podu is here.podu was a matoran who only ever appeared in quest for the toa. I added likely ones at the top, as for only cirtan masks being on mata nui, due to the recent unamed matoran we know that is not true.
  9. Okay, i will make one new topic which i will put all my posts in.
  10. It was in the long lack of bzpower that lasted months. I fell to it and adited it an episode of my comedy.
  11. Okay but if i put them all in one topic now everyone is going to go to my old ones and complain that i never made any more.But if you insist i will make a single topic. please tell black six meant 'strip' as in comic strip at http://www.bzpower.com/board/index.php?showtopic=1301.
  12. Ask Ignika The comic series! season 1 Comic 1 comic 2 comic 3 comic 4 comic 5 comic 6 comic 7
  13. Ask ignika 5-Acme productsIgnika is sitting on his sofa. The doorbell rings. Presenter: Well, here we have another cliché.The door opens. Metus(In agori form once again.):Good day my dear sir, beautiful morning isn’t it, well I have some grand products that will make it even better: Canned bread, inflatable dartboards, fake rhinestones, a weird thing, We've got: cough drops, cricket bats, iron lungs, knicknackswooden legs, wedding rings, we sell everythingslug killers, killer slugs, road drills, ear plugstime bombs, tombstones, merchant banks and garden gnomestoothpaste, defoliants, general deodorantsstrychnine, gasoline, benzene, polythene...fruit machines, magazines, baked beans, submarineshandcuffs, face creams, pep pills and private dreamssynthetic fibres, tranquilizers, inorganic fertilizerscanned beer, barbed wire, dividends at five points higherMars bars, fast cars, two old rusty barslife insurance, cigarettes, package tours and Sabre jets...An the new supersonic fractional orbital bombardment systemThat annihilates everything that movesWithin a range of 7.528 light years... Ignika: How come you aren’t a snake like before? Metus: I went to acme superstore, where else can you get transformation reversal spray? Ignika: Where did that spring up from? Metus: It’s founder is a secret but I am currently a salesman for the company. Ignika: Well, please go away, I have enough white elephants as it is. Metus: Are you sure? Toa Ignika is wearing a bleak expression that could be compared to a brick wall. Podu randomly walks down the street behind metus. Podu:Hi! Great Toa Nui: Look Metus, you are keeping the comedy from progressing. Metus: How about no. Great Toa Nui points at his mask. Great Toa Nui: Look at this, this is the Kanohi Mimica, the mask of power replication.Metus: And?... Great Toa Nui: I was just watching the ending of Ghostbusters. Please leave. Metus: No. Great Toa Nui: You asked for it…(mask glows.) The titanic Stay puft marshmellow man lumbers through the streets, creating a trail of destruction as it’s gigantic shadow moves over metus. Vezon: I wish I could do that, Tokyo would be mine any day! Great Toa Nui: If you pay a few thousand dollars I could give him to you. I don’t need him anymore. Vezon: Deal. Metus makes a dash for it but Is captured in a gigantic light, puffy, sweet hand.Great Toa Nui: okay, he’s all yours. Metus: (pleading) Please don’t leave ME stuck in THIS belonging to HIM!Great Toa Nui: Don’t ask me, Mr stay puft belongs to Vezon. Metus: Help!Mr Stay puft swallows Metus whole.Vezon and Mr stay puft walk into the sunset.Narrator: The en….Great Toa Nui: Hold it!, Hold it!, we haven’t achieved the quota yet!Charger runs through the road shouting “Attack!” over and over, if you looked closely you could see that the shadowed one was pushing against him but charger is so strong that he is pushig him forward everywhere he goes.Charger: Attack attack attack!The Shadowed One: Don’t ask me how I got into this mess…A piece of plaster from the forth wall falls from above and hit’s Great Toa nui’s head. Great Toa Nui: Who did that? The shadowed one:Me The real Great Toa Nui through the hole in the forth wall: Me. Great Toa Nui’s author avatar on the story’s side of the forth wall: Patch that up quick, this is already too complicated! Using his author powers the real Great Toa Nui patches up the wall, sealing himself from his creations once again including his beloved Author avatar whom he likes so much that he often centers the plot around him. Here I am talking about myself in a bzpower comedy whilst listening to Ghostbusters… I think I broke the forth wall once to many. Great Toa nui: Get on with it already! Oh, great now I’m argueing with myself. Great Toa Nui: I think we have a mental problem. I hope not.Great toa nui: give us some plot please! Ok, how about we go into a parody about the end of Ghostbusters… Before Great Toa Nui’s author avatar can complain he is in front of a looming skyscraper with lightning bolts at it’s top. Toa Ignika: I thought this was supposed to be about ME! Great Toa Nui: Don’t worry, you still get to answer questions near the end.Ignika: still not fair. Who is going to be Gozer? Makuta Teridax: I bore you for I am nothing… It is nothing from which you came and it is into nothing you will go!Matoran on ground panic and run around.A car parks in a space just at the foot of the skyscraper.A random matoran starts shouting.Podu: Ghostbusters!Ignika: Why is the ‘random’ matoran always podu?Great Toa Nui mercifully ignores that comment.The Toa Nuva step out of the ghotbusters car.Podu: Ghostbusters! The Toa Nuva acend the tower to the opening gates. They reach the steps as the makuta begins to decend… In blue armour.Onua: Blue armour? I thought the makuta was a man! Tahu: He is when he want’s to be! Teridax: Be you Great Beings? Tahu: No. Teridax shoots lightning from his fingers at the toa nuva, almost pushing them off the edge but not quite.The toa nuva shoot their guns at Teridax but he dodges.They shoot again and it hits… and does nothing.Teridax: I am sick of this parody. I quit.Darn.Teridax turns his armour black and uses his mask to teleport away so I now have a villain to use for later on.Ignika: Don’t tell me this was just an elaborate plan to bring old Teridax back to life while keeping in continuity from the outdated base cannon you use?No comment.Oh… WHEN are the forums going to be re-opened! I miss them so and I have nowhere to post my comedies, in fact I have started a comic version of Ask ignika!----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After the forums re-openedThe matoran are slaving for teridax who has an army of rahkshi who are of all the 49 powers a rakshi can have.Great Toa Nui: How come none of you rebelled against Teridax? Podu: How could we, our only author decided that he would wait until the forums opened(Even after that he was a little late) but please save us! Great Toa Nui: I shall.He attempts to attack Teridax but is almost killed and only gets away by using the Mimica to copy Teridax’s teleportation power.Podu: How could YOU lose?Great Toa Nui: He is not of this continuity, this is a real charictor from an untouched CANON alternate reality, we will have to beat him by disproving his canonity. Podu: If he is from the canon, should he not act like Teridax of the prime reality inside canon, eg: defenders should arise and he should slink into the shadows. Great Toa Nui: Great Idea Ad thus the auxiliary toa were born! The Great Beings knew that something like this was going to happen while the forums were down so they created 700 new toa to clean the mess up, a hundred of each element. Teridax( as 700 new toa canisters fall from the sky): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Great Toa Nui:Yes. Teridax teleport’s away using his mask. Great Toa Nui: Darn, well at least we have a stock bad guy now. Toa Ignika: This comedy is supposed to be about me and I have not showed up once in this entire episode Great Toa Nui: Well sorry, i don’t have any questions for you. Ignika: Sigh. Great Toa Nui: Let's face it, my comedy has becoma great heap of themes piled one after another. People, i require you to think of some questions for next time.
  14. Ask ignika 4 Everyone is in the middle of the desert, getting bored and complaining. Teridax: Why did you make me turn good in the last comedy, I’m supposed to be ###### well DEAD! Vahi:… Annnnd I never got to do the rap competition with Ignika! Fans: Yeahhhha! Do the Comp! Mataro: Why does Teridax get to go back to life!, What has he done that I haven’t apart from nearly blowing all our butt’s to bits! Teridax: Yeah! I should be the over-confident, power-mad, narrow minded creep I wanted to be! Vakama: Why shouldn’t I have kept the universe! Podu: Why didn’t I get it in the first place! Great Toa Nui: Guy’s, Guys! Theirs no need to start a riot! Everyone exept GTN: Great idea, Let’s start a Riot!I get chased down a road leading to Angonce’s palace. Great Toa Nui: Let me in!, let me in! Angonce: Why should I? Great Toa Nui: I made this comedy and I could use my author powers to flatten your palace and plant a shrubbery on It’s ruins! Angonce: (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) Great Toa Nui: Just let me in! Angonce: ok hozay, just don’t make a big deal about it… Great Toa Nui: Fine. The living room is sparcely filled with Ignika, Roodaka, Kapura, mata nui(in an extra-large chair) and some other bionicles who feel to satisfied with their lives to join the mob. Great Toa Nui(panicked): Guys,guys,guys we are in a situation, we have to work together! Cera: Here that guys we HAVE to work together and do what I say! Littlefoot: Cera we… Greg farshtly: No crossovers! Great Toa Nui: Greg!, just the man I needed, you can go guys… Cera: Told you this was non-canon, that last one Was our last chance! Stupid yellowbellies! Ducky: You rant a lot cera, yup yup yup. The gang of five Disappear through a plothole. Suddenly a banging sound comes from the door. Angonce: Who is it? Charger: Attack attack attack! Greg: Go away! Charger: Attack! attack! Attack!Greg: Oh dear, that’s all I could think of. The door bursts open. Podu: We’ve come uninvited… Ignika: RUN! Everybody runs around in mad circles. A rock falls on Podu. Podu: Why does that always happen?! Vakama has Angonce cornered. Vakama: Any last words? Angonce: :whiteflag2yu Vakama: That wasn’t a emoticone or even a word but it’s too late for that… Greg jumps in his way. Greg: you can’t kill me, without me you would all just be ‘boneheads of voodoo island!” Everyone shudders with the thought(even me!). Greg: Although that thought will probably be burned into our minds for at least 34 years let’s try sort out our arguments peacefuly. Teridax, you have to go back to being dead and evil because I clarified that. Teridax vanishes in a puff of logic. The shadowed one:Mahahaaha! Greg:Why are you laughing? The shadowed one(TSO): I’ve trapped you! The building is surrounded by thousands of dark hunters. General Kapura: I’ve got a larger army from all the ta-villages from mata nui… TSO: Charge! The two armys shoot at one another, clobber one another and explode one another. TSO: The planet will belong to me! Ignika: MATA NUI! !!! Great Toa Nui: MATA NUI! !!!!Mata nui descends from the sky and uses a lightning bolt to smite all the dark hunters. TSO: You’ll never get me alive! TSO tries to impale himself on a spike but misses and lands on a pillow. TSO: darn! Mata Nui: Don’t warry, I won’t hurt you but I won’t stop the others either. TSO is in the middle of an angry mob. <TSO not seen from here on in the cannon of this story> Vahi: Let’s go have a rap compition! Ignika: Yeah! Vahi: Comedowntotheplacewhereterybroketheround… Ignika Interrupts the rap Ignika: WellMatoroherehadthemPirakaThatTuragadudehadathousandtalesButmasteryouinluck'causeupyoursleevesYougotabrandofmagicneverfails... Mata Nui: Call that rapping? All you are doing is putting all your words into a horrible mush! !!!! Vahi: Everyones a critic. Ignika: ain’t that the truth. Squidward: I agree… Greg: What did I tell you about crossovers? Preston stormer: I have no idea. Ducky: I have no idea, no no no. Blue unicorn: Wer’e annoying greg Charlieeeee… Charlie: shut up and leave me! You may like to know that at this point Derpy Hooves is in the background looking at two places at once. Anonymous : that guy gets irritated a lot doesn’t he? Rat creature: So true. Rat creature: I agree comorad. Kingdok: Get back into our canon where your needed! Rat creature: Oh yes, my highness… Greg: STOP this madness! Great Toa Nui: With what? A song? Toa Nuva: Great idea! Lewa: This is a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nervesGet on your nerves, this is a song that will get on your nervesTry to prove me wrong. Tahu: verse 2 yeah! Lewa: This is a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nervesGet on your nerves, this is a song that will get on your nervesTry to prove me wrong. Tahu: verse 3 yeah! Lewa: This is a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nervesGet on your nerves, this is a song that will get on your nervesTry to prove me wrong. Tahu: verse 4 yeah!... Great Toa Nui: STOP! I can’t bare it! Lewa: why not? Great toa nui: Because it’s stating an obvious fact! Lewa: Audience, what do you think of this excuse? Pinkie pie: Goodbye 4th wall! <waves goofly> Greg chases Pinkie. I jump between greg and pinkie pie. Great Toa Nui: You can’t attack my fave MLP!, I am a brony and I’m proud! Greg: did you just say that… Great Toa Nui: Yes I did, I spent at least an hour when bzp was down watching ponies on #######! Greg: huh! You just said that on BZP! Ignika: Greg! We are only mortal so defend his honor, I’m a brony too! Most of the charictors gasp(including pinkie pie who makes a overly large fake gasp and falls over.) Greg: this part was created on that weekend, right? Great Toa Nui: Maybe…(chuckles) Greg: lets get this bit over real quick, ok. Great toa Nui: ok. Duck: Got any plot? Great Toa Nui: No, I’m totally out of ideas.
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