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April 3, 2022
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When life gives you lemons, say "Screw you, I wanted guava!"
Simulacrum
Har-Har. One of my favorite variations is: "When life gives you lemons, be glad that you're one of the few select people in the universe actually physically contacted my the Omni-Potent being called Life." It tends to confuse everyone.
Zarohum
XD