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    Okay, time to announce the winners of last week's caption contest!
     
    Winner:
    55555, 'One step closer and the MOC gets it.'
     
    Runners-up:
    Hubert, 'Hello ladies. Look at your raccoon, now back to me, now back at your raccoon, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped eating your wires and started eating Old Raccoon Spices, his breath could smell like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're in Vorex's house with the Raccoon Your Raccoon Could Smell Like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a piece of plastic with two pieces of that thing you love. Look again, the pieces are now LEGO. Anything is possible when your raccoon smells like Old Raccoon Spices and not wires. I'm on a corpse.'
     
    Zoma, 'I’m a Raccoon and this time in your House has been the best week of my Raccoon life. I’m digging and nesting in this plastic stuff. I already tore apart like four MOCs. I’m the smartest Raccoon I know. And if you got your building skills where you got your plastic toys, you could be rebuilding this yourself.'
     
    I will edit the image into this post when Brickshelf comes back online. Congratulations to the winners!
     
    - Vorex
  3. a goose

    I'm Sorry, Sun

    By a goose,

    I am sorry for the many times I dissed you, complained about you, and tried to set you on fire. I am sorry for everything I did against you.
    So, now that you've forgiven me, unless you shine on Sunday I'm buying everyone I know a pair of sunglasses, clear?
     
    - Vorex
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    Coming Soon

    By a goose,

    The world as you know it is a lie.
    ---This is the simple truth, and the one that most people cannot accept. It is the reason that we exist; to preserve this lie. We protect you from the truth, and you will never know. You can continue about your daily lives as though the world is exactly the same as it has always been.
    ---But, in actuality, it is not. The world is changing, and soon we will have to adapt or die. But until then, know that you are safe. Know that we are here to protect you, to defend you. Know that we are here to keep the peace.
     



  6. a goose
    So, last few days of my life. Usually, pretty boring.
    But on Wednesday, I triggered a series of events that have been referred to as an emotional rollercoaster, bouncy ball, and resonating mass-spring system. You all remember my ex? Of course you do. It's the only interesting thing I've ever blogged about. It was the talk of BZPower for a while, simply because a BZP'er getting a normal girlfriend is so uncommon.
    Because I have talked about it far too many times, I'm going to provide you with a censored version of my best summary:
    And there we are. 
    - Vorex
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    Asylum of the Daleks

    By a goose,

    I can't wait until 7.20pm tonight.
     
    In other news, I've decided that my favourite of my 'evil' characters in the BZPRPG is Xerov, and I'm going to be re-making Fatal Error, except it will be underground and better. Anyone interested in helping staff it can comment here or PM me.
     
    - Vorex
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