Shatter Dave

Welcome to my hole in the ground. Feel free to take a look around but be warned, I am watching. Right now all the lights are off and I am chained by my wrist to this keyboard. Everything you do on this page I instantly know. If for some reason I don't, then I am beaten with swimming noddles by the aliens that placed me here.

Before you look any farther, you must read this notice:

Warning: Hate mail, trolling, complaining, not believing this notice is real, hacking, staring at this profile for too long, annoying comments, threats, asking about me alien masters, negitive and/or false feedback of any kind, shape, or form to this account violates the laws of common sense. And violators will be prosecuted to the full extent of our abilities.

In my time alone where I'm not being beaten by my masters or keeping watch for the next moc video by Skullheadsoldiers on youtube to be posted, I write stories. Hoping that one day, I wont be attacked by swimming pool toys.

Have any questions then go awa...I mean, feel free to ask!

Ignoring common sense since 1994-Dave