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Posts posted by Fastcar800
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These look like the company thought
"Take BIONICLE, make em' have stupid names, make em' look with lame combiner models"
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Seems a bit short. Maybe if you wrote the actual battle?
Yes, I was a bit rushed. I also REALLY needed a new topic. I didn't want this topic to be locked for revival.
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Lewa: "Well, I mind-think it is time-enough without a new chapter!"
Gali: "I agree on that, brother"
Tahu: "Whatever. Lets just move on, shall we?"
Lewa: "Fine."
Tahu: "Ok, lets think of a plan. We need to raid the Bohrok nest."
Pohatu: "Well, we have all of the Krana"
Onua: "Yeah. Let's just go and knock em' out!"
Gali: "It is unwise to just rush int-"
Tahu: "YEAH!! LETS GO!!"
*At the nest, in the middle of the fight*
Lewa: "These mombo creatures are too power-stong!"
*A silvery bubble encases the Toa*
Tahu: "What??"
*5 minutes later, the Toa emerge, but different...*
Lewa: "Ughh... what happened?"
Pohatu: "I... am... shiny..."
Kopaka: "OH YEAH!!"
Gali: "We have won. but at what price?"
Tahu: "There is no price. We have become more than anyone has ever hoped to be. For now and for forevermore, we are the Toa Nuva!!"
Lewa: "OPPA TOA STYLE!!"
Gali: "Really brother? Really?"
Kopaka: "Let's get out of this ugly cave... It smells like Onua's face in here"
*Onua tackles Kopaka and knocks him out*
Onua: "MY FACE SMELLS LIKE FLOWERS!! IT IS LOVELY!!"
You all like?
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I beat it twice. I love the bonus level! You just randomly shoot enemies!
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AWESOME!!! Nice work BZPower!
So, we finally know SOMETHING about Akatus' blades. It's about time.
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If our track record keeps up, it means 9V trains, monorail, old grey, and Bionicle are right around the corner! (That's a joke guys.)
Aww man! I wanted BIONICLE back!
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Why haven't these compainies been arrested for taking LEGO's work and claiming it as their own?
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I feel like a gentlepony.
That's who I am.
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The story and plot was amazing. The lights were pretty. Can't wait for the next one!
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Talk about next year's theme here! What do you think will happen? So much suspense! This may be the next Space theme.
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TRON began in 1982 when the orginal move, "TRON" was released. Later in 2010, a sequal called "TRON Legacy" came out. In 2012, a new series on Disney XD was released under the title "TRON Uprising". Another movie will be released soon. For now, its working title is "TR3N". Disucss these movies and shows here!
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Oh, I have! Serioulsy, so much food!Be sure to gorge yourself on turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie, Black Friday Ads, and awkward family discussions! -
Do a Thanksgiving special!
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Hahli Husky, do you keep changing the word "cool dude" to "cool dude"? Serioulsy, you are messing with the humor! No offense...
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You just copied that first post from the LEGO Message Boards.
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Cool! This topic is HOT! Anyway, i'll try to fix the other chaptersOk, look at chapter 3!
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Ok, chapter 4 should be over 300 words now.
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In Po-Koro...Hafu: "Ok, so here's the plan. We distract the oncoming Bohrok by throwing our disks at them, while Kopaka and Pohatu sneak up and knock em' out!"Hewkii: "It sounds to simple... by the way, is Macku alright?"Ahkmou: " Stop obessing over her. Just give her a kiss and be done with it!"Hewkii: " Just let me have my dreams!"Hafu: "Anyway... lets just move on"Ahkmou: "By the way, did ya hear that Disney took over Star Wars? Stupid George Lucas!"George Lucas: "Help me..."Hewkii: "Stay off of the internet kid!"Ahkmou: "Nope. Never gonna happen "Hafu: "Are we gonna just sit around all day, or are we gonna fight the Bohrok?"Hewkii: "Actually, we were just gonna sit around"Hafu: " "Hewkii: "In massage chairs! "Hafu: "Moving on... oh, they are coming! Lets knock em' to the ground!"A swarm of Tahnok melt through the stone gates of the villageAhkmou: "Ohhh... pretty..."Hafu: " Just wait for my signal. Ready... aim... FIRE!"The Matoran throw their bamboo disks at the oncoming Bohrok swarmKopaka: "(Whipsers) Ok my stony friend, lets take them out!"Kopaka frezzes a Tahnok, and Pohatu unleashes a hail of stone. Kopaka then frezzes a krana that attempts to escape. Pohatu throws a pizza at a TahnokTahnok: "Ow! Hot, hot hot!"Kopaka eats the pizza and throws the Tahnok into the waterPohatu: "Nice work brother!"Kopaka throws a Krana at Pohatu's facePohatu: "Nothing can take m- Clean it all, it must be cleaned. Clean it all, it must be cleaned"Kopaka: "I guess the victory cake is MINE! "Kai: "Not so fast!"Cole: "Really? That's all you got?"Kai: "Ughh... fine, we shall come up with more one-liners later"Kopaka: "You are in the wrong LEGO theme!"Cole: "Eh. Whatever. I'm just gonna sit here and watch Pohatu run around like an cool dude"Cole and Kai pull out beach chairsChapter 5 coming soon!
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Hmm. I see your point.Well, it wasn't that bad... Just too random for random. If you added some plot, then yes, CoT characters work well with Bionicle characters. -
Yeah, that show is OLD.That's so Raven.Almost a little too Raven. -
Yes, that show is very funny. But I also like the others.
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In Ga-Koro during a Nuvohk attack...Vakama: "Gathered friends, listen again to our legend of the BIONIC-"Galohk: "You had your chance for that in chapter one!"Vakama: " "Vakama walks back to Ta-Koro... but not before the Gahlok blasts water at himGali: "I have arrived!"Macku: "You're late! By the way, how do I get Hewkii to ike me?"Gali: " Uh, ask Jaller. He is kissing Hahli right now in Ta-Koro"Macku: " I am sad now... hey! Where are you going?!"Gali is walking awayGali: "Uh, nowhere..."Nokama: "Toa Gali, you are retreating?"Gali: "No. Not retreating. Just advancing in a different direction! "Macku: " Well, i'll call someone who has a life"Gali: "Sure. Whatever man"Macku: "I am a girl you cool dude!"Gali: "Kepesh?"Macku: " Ughh.... just go kiss a Makuta Fish."Gali gets kissed by a Makuta FishGali: 'EW! GET ME SOME IODINE! AH, I NEED TO BURN MY MASK NOW!"Macku: "Shut up Picard! Go back to Star Trek land!"Captain Picard: "Its called the m-"Gali: "WE DON'T CARE!"Captain Picard: "Fine. Enterprise, one to beam up"Captain Picard is beamed onto the EnterpriseMacku: "Oh... pretty..."Gali: "Yeah yeah yeah. Doesn't matter. Now, wanna put on a blindfold and go into that hut?"Macku: "Yay! Wait, what?"Gali: "Ok kids, this is why you should never talk to a creppy man from outer space. He will mess with your mind..."Macku: "Shut up! Gah, you can never be quiet"Gali: "And you can never be quiet about Hewkii!"Macku: "At least I have a boyfriend"Gali: " "Gali: "Oh, come on!"Chapter 4 coming soon! :biggrin:EDIT: No, Chapter 4 is out. Look below
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Well, i added the Hunger Games stuff to chapter one in an attempt to do so. It ain't easy. But i'll try.Hey Fastcar800, hilarious story you've got going here! Unfortunately, I noticed that your chapters are under 300 words. Here in the Comedies forum, we ask that members keep their chapters above 300 words. Maybe you could merge your two chapters into one, or just add more awesome funny happenings on to each chapter! Thanks for understanding, please let me know if you're confused or have any questions. -
That reply that Tahu gave to Lewa at the start was great.
Hey, can I use that joke?That's from Oliver P. Smith. He might've also been the guy who said, "We aren't retreating, just advancing in a different direction!"
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This game looks better than Breakout! It looks epic! Now I really want the sets... XD