Dorkpool

Let's see, I like long walks on the beach...

Wait, no, sorry, that's my generic online dating profile. No, I'm more a nerdy guy than someone who willingly goes...outside (hisses).

Wait, is it nerdy or geeky? Ah, whatever. I'm just a fan of Marvel (Spider-Man and Deadpool in particular), Star Trek, BIONICLE, RWBY, and Creepypasta, among other things.

And I talk. A LOT. So much so that most people who know me wish that were deaf or dead when I open my mouth. Nah, just kidding about the deaf or dead part (not really) but I do talk a lot.

And I'd like to think I have a tad bit of a sense of humor. Not enough to have fans who say, "You're funny!" (and people who hate me say, "You suck!"), but just a tad bit funny. (Well, ok, I actually do sort of have a fanbase. Mostly because I Riff bad Creepypasta stories. I'll add a link, but I should note that there is profanity and some raunchy humor on the site. Read at your own risk. dorkpoolriffs.weebly.com)

Anyway, I'm going to end this before it gets too long. Before I go, just one more thing: if you want to talk, please feel free to PM me. I like to talking to people.  

Anyway, to quote the immortal words of Deadpool in that horrendous "Ultimate Spider-Man" episode he was in "AAAHHH! MY BUTT IS BURNING!"