Specter Knight

Protector of Ice: Hey, I thought you said that you don't slip-

Kopaka: This Isn't slipping, this is sliding with style!

Vezok: ...Shorty.

Nuparu: What did you just call me!?

Mata Nui: Ackar... We're lost, aren't we?

Ackar: ...Yes.

Mata Nui: D'you like the blade and mask I just forged?

Ackar (OS): Uh, Mata Nui? Aren't you supposed to let it cool first before you put them on?

Mata Nui: ...so that's why my hand and face feel like they're burning...

Metus Look-alike #1: Go, Straak! Tear his arms off!

Metus Look-alike #2: Hey... Why do we all look the same? Did the animators get lazy or-

Metus Look-alike #1: Shut up! Nobody would notice if you don't point it out!

Predator (1987)

Brutaka: You're just jealous that I've got a bigger weapon than you!

Axxon: At least mine looks like a proper weapon!

Jaller: You can't get me! Not when I use my mask of Plot armour!

Piraka (OS): Curses! Foiled again!

Kiina: The game's up, Nektann! Now everyone knows about your Cloning machine scheme! 

All the Skakdi: Curses! Foiled again!

Great Being (OS): Hey Mata Nui, don't step on that Banana peel!

Mata Nui: What Banana peel-

(Cartoonish slipping sound effect)

Mata Nui: You just wish browsing the Internet looked this cool...

Well... Looks like It's time to finally come out of Retirement.

One question though; are Driders/Spider folk allowed, or is it just vanilla spiders?

You just wish your Cereal commercials were this cool.

(whew, i'm on a roll here. maybe I should get back to posting more regularly on this site...)

Mata Nui: I have to go now, my planet needs me!

(Note: Everyone but Mata Nui died whilst he was on the way back to his home planet)

Matoro: Uh oh... We're trapped in here with them!

Jaller: No we're not! They're trapped in here with us!

Matoro: Oh for god's sake, Jaller...

Brutaka: Curse those Piraka, I asked for the Mask of Life, and they gave me a cheap bootleg!

Nuju: Well, Matoro? What have you found?

Matoro: ...It seems to be a lengthy discussion about people complaining about a toyline being cut short.

Nuju: Who would want to read all that?

Reidak: Wait... Is this Canon?

Jaller: Who cares? this is FREAKIN' AWESOME!

Krekka: Hey! Could you move? I'm late for work!

Nokama: No! The Kiddies need to cross!

Kopaka's Brief foray into Brain Surgery ended quicker than he anticipated, as he had forgotten to realize that he wasn't actually supposed to remove the brain from the patient...

Makuta: Hmmm... I pictured the mask looking less flat than this...

Umarak: I CAN FEEL THE POWAAAAAHHHH!!!

Tahu (OS): Hey! That's my line!

Lewa: Man, don't we look so cool?

Tahu: Be quiet, Lewa, you're ruining the mood.

OR...

Onua: What exactly are we looking at, anyway?

Tahu: ...I don't know...

Umarak: What is thy bidding, master?

Makuta: Umarak, my humble servant... I want you to go to the local grocery store... and whilst you're there, I need you to find a pint of milk, a carton of eggs, a loaf of brea-

Umarak: Hey! I am not a delivery boy!

Tahu(?): Wow, I never knew Makuta was such a blockhead!