BionicMushroom

I just sit back and laugh in my alternate dimension.

Being all SAW-like, I press a button and a sawblade cuts you in half.

An alternate me grabs the mask.

Alt-Me's mask. So technically mine.

But not.

I snatch it out of mid-air.

I use my Kanohi Olmak to warp to one dimension, and warp back to this one in a different spot.

Namely, right behind NeoShadow, whom I impale with a spear with the mask on the handle.

I warp away.

The spear's mask.

I kill you all painfully and slowly.

My

Out comes the fans of the 2015 reboot.

In goes EVERY ONUA EVER.

It is destroyed.

In goes a Skull Spider

I just kill you all.

My mask.

Got Onua and Protector of Jungle. Here are my thoughts.

ONUA

Pros

Very sturdy

Nice design

Awesome weapon

Gear system is cool

Great callback

Looks like a gorilla

Mask stays on fairly well.

Cons

Gold mask can fall off at times

No storage for hammer handle--Having him hold it in shoveler mode looks stupid

Gear system can wear down his joints, or so I've heard

POJ

Pros

Nice design

Vibrant colors

Weapon design and function

Cons

Looks potbellied and a bit silly

Can see his chin when his mask is on (All Protectors presumably have this)

I'm gonna get Onua before too long.

I want to know one thing.

Is he fairly sturdy?

Screw gravity.

My mask.

Out comes...THE ALLSPARK

In goes THE ENTIRE MATORAN UNIVERSE.

I kill you.

My mask.

I got Kopaka and Pohatu. Some very nice figures, but there are some things I would like to say.

POHATU

Pros-

Very nice build

Nice colors

AMAZING mask

Innovative weapons

Head pop-off function works nicely

Great eye-color

Cons-

Very floppy weapons

Stiff gear system

KOPAKA

Pros-

Very tall figure

Nice, solid build

Great mask

Amazing colors

Very nice weapons

Head function

Nicely working gear function

Cons-

Hard to pose his head

His right arm can sometimes be knocked off fairly easily, despite being a very nice fit on the joint

Kind of...Boring gear function, really

He uses Tahu weapons, kind of (He uses them differently, but still)

His shield is very heavy, a bit too heavy if I'm honest

Massive shoulders cause constant mask-pop-off

TOO MUCH GOLD IN ONE PLACE

All in all, some great figures. Some issues, though, that could be fixed.

I throw myself in, naked with a water pistol full of extremely chlorinated vodka.

Onua falls asleep on all of you.

My mask.

It's submerged in Protodermis

I keeeeeeeeeeeeeel him.

My mask.

It becomes a pen.

I throw in Energized Protodermis.

I become Quick Man, and slice you in half. I then beat Onaku to death with the top half of you.

My mask.

It's destroyed.

I throw in a new topic.

I become Air Man, and proceed to wreck the lot of you.

My mask.

Reality shemality. I drop a white hole into your stomach, causing you to paradox to death.

My mask.

He is destroyed.

The Turaga appoint Kapura the new chronicler.

I toss in a Mask of Undeath.

Out comes Captain Olimar.

In goes Kopeke.

I use my Kanohi Pakari to punch you into the ground.

My and mask.

Every single post in this topic crushes you.

Kanohi of Speed lets me dodge the spine all Matrix-like, and I grab the mask.

My mask.