Toaraga
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Why do storage bags only come in one quart and one gallon? What if you have something too big for one and too small for the other?
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If Rand Paul had Scott Walker as his running mate, they'd have a Paul-Walker presidential campaign.
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You can never truly dance around a subject; you can only dance around the object of a preposition. #GrammarNerd
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Sometimes it's not a good idea to randomly shout lyrics from @switchfoot. If you scream, "I'm bleeding," it worries people.
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Basically #Yoda lives in swampland, which explains the wrinkles. I'm sure the planet was originally called Day-Go-Spa #LighterSideoftheForce
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#21stCentury, a time when you can make friends with people you may never meet in person but still know what they had for dinner last night.
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If Hansel and Gretel had instead dropped rice along their path, they could've just followed the trail of bloated birds back home.
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I'm offended by #StarbucksRedCup. They totally skipped the Thanksgiving Day cups and didn't even wait for #BlackFriday. Where's the outrage?
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I hear someone's making maps with terrain represented by human insides. The heart is mountain, the kidney is lake... and the lung is road.
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If the sister of your mom or dad stays awake all night watching and praying, would that make her a vigil auntie?
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#BlueMonday is coming. #BlueBell returns to DFW tomorrow... guess it's time to start camping out at.
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Tonight's the night we get an extra hour of #Halloween. If you wake up like a zombie tomorrow, it might not be because #DaylightSavingTime
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Not sure which is worst: not finding what I'm looking for, forgetting what I'm looking for, or forgetting why I was looking for it.
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Wanna see a historical documentary that's not accurate but is certainly entertaining, check out #BackToTheFuture2. #StillNoHoverboard
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Looking forward to the new #StarWars movie. I hear #CaptainHook becomes the newest starfighter pilot during an epic bumper car chase scene.