Toaraga

They say there's a sucker born every minute. It would explain how and why Oz had a lollipop guild.

I find that people who watch #debates tend to agree on one thing: their candidate of choice won in the end.

I sense a disturbance in the space-time continuum, as if a car was going 88 MPH and then more noise. #FutureDay #BTTF2015 #BackToTheFuture

If there's one thing I've learned from TV and movies, having your memory erased is a bad idea. You'll regret it but won't remember why.

Little known fact: #PugetSound used to be known simply as #PugetForest until the day a tree fell.

I wouldn't be surprised if @screenjunkies releases #HonestTrailer for #BackToTheFuture later today. I might be surprised if it doesn't.

Too much #almondjoy becomes Almond Regret.

Three words: I don't know how to count.

Where's Waldo? He's online, looking for love. Can you find him? #whereswaldo #lookingforwaldoinallthewrongplaces http://t.co/SEQBuIZpD5

There's a Canada, Texas. Considering the size of Texas, I wouldn't be surprised if the city of Canada is bigger than the country of Canada.

If You Can Make It in New York, Part 3: It’s A Long Story, Just Get the Firehose https://t.co/VMEHJfldd7 http://t.co/CQ06VOajQ0

Anyone else there are people who would love to stifle freedoms of speech, religion, and the press? But sexual expression? Go for it.

If You Can Make It in New York, Part 2: The First Step Is Almost Always the Hardest https://t.co/wa7q5ePQws http://t.co/R0WC8G3751

Sorry about the confusion. I altered what I was originally going to write because it looked like a mess.

I haven't visited Oklahoma in years.

Yeah, you don't remind me of myself either.

Not really... 400 characters is too short.

Many reasons.

Probably as long as I don't change the URL.

It's actually a house MOC I finished back in 2005 and which I still have built.

My current avatar is my Xbox 360 avatar.

You tricked me.

His name is totally a backronym now.

Your sentiment is appreciated, but the quote takes more than 5 lines of space.

I hear it makes a great companion. So far, so good.

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I missed your birthday. I feel sad now.