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    Oh god

    By mercenary vahki,

    I'm alone in a old house in rural Minnesota. There's creatures living in this house, let's call them bats. Bats have been known to forcibly enter my living space, but they have not been a problem since late summer.
     
    I hear them. Above my skull and within my life. Creeping and scratching. Probing for weakness.
     
    I shall not let this end in my defeat. I down a potion of strength. The scraping grows louder.
     
    Nothing can kill me. I am eternal.
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    Ohm Y Goeoo0Ood

    By mercenary vahki,

    What just happened yo, this website went hard. Also, lol @ entry below. Anyone still remember me? Also, anyone want to play some league of legends? hit me up, IGN's MercenaryXero.
     
    Aight, real, peace out dawgs
     
    EDIT DEC 24
     
    I would like to clarify that this post was written in jest. I apologize for any inconvenience.
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    Guess What

    By mercenary vahki,

    went premier again because I was feeling nostalgic
     
    went lifetime premier because I was feeling rich
     
    I'm going to try and ruin your day as much as possible per day, aka I will make an effort to write in this thing
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    Merx Comin At Ya

    By mercenary vahki,

    MERX HERE WITH A BRAN NEW BLOG ENTRY DANCE
     
    new laptop (the best laptop (not even kidding)) so I'm too lazy to get my formatting
     
    I've stopped by to say hello (HELLO)
     
    let me tell you bout haters
     
    I'm all of them
     
    speaking of facts, I recently played Call of Duty: Black Ops
     
    It was about as fun as blowing your nose while having a remarkably docile lobster in your skinny jeans
     
    oh and it's terribly designed (yes fun and quality design are completely different)
     
    VVVVVV is game of the year (I haven't played super meat boy yet)
     
    Bad Company 2 is PC shooter of the year
     
    Halo: Reach is best console shooter
     
    Minecraft is best lifedrain of the year
     
    New Tron is best shiny of the year
     
    Best movie? idk Inception was ok, nothing really stood out
     
    oh and Avatar is worst of all years, always
     
    Female body part of the year: all of them (collect them all (at the same time (please)))
     
    coolest thing I bought my mom for christmas and now want to use: Amazon Kindle (this thing is so cool)
     
    TV show of the year: Panty and Stocking (probs)
     
    maybe more if anyone comments lol (all my friends are dead?)
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    Chromed Out

    By mercenary vahki,

    I got sick of firefox crashing and taking up so much screen space so I switched. So happy I did, but i can't figure out how to display rss feeds on the bookmarks toolbar like ff did.
     
    Also I'm watching Star Driver. olollololol
  9. mercenary vahki
    Well heres what
     
    So I was playin mad halo, goin to work and writing two papers a week
     
    then I was playing minecraft, goin to work more and writing three papers a week
     
    I also run a minecraft server, I'd let you guys in but its running on the most janky computer, I'm afraid what will happen if we get more people on it
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    Fashionz With Merx

    By mercenary vahki,

    Merx's fashionz test for bros
     
    If a girl wore your clothes, would she still be attractive
     
    Lookin at you keeds with your nasty pants and old sweatshirts that you have washed maybe six times, three less than you appear to have washed your body this year
     
     
     
     
    This year I go off on all them fools who think they have what it takes to be terrible people and get away with it
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    Ok Hold Up

    By mercenary vahki,

    IM PLAYING THAT STRAIGHT UP RECETTEAR ALL DAY URRY DAY
     
    BUT TOMORROW IMMA PLAY REACH TOO
     
    OH WAIT I HAVE SUPER HARD CLASSES AND HAVE TO GO TO WORK EVERY DAY FFFFFFF
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    WHATEVS LETS DO THIS
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    Drinkz With Merx

    By mercenary vahki,

    welcome to the first edition of drinkz with merx, where I show you how to be a drink lord such as myself
     
    Imma call this drink
     
    /THE GULF OF MEXIBRO/
     
    aka "gottem lemonz"
     
    lets begin
     
    STEP ONE: get a tonic water and pour it into a large glass
     
    STEP UP TWO: toss a lemonade at it, less than the volume of tonic water
     
    THE THREETS: one hundred per cent lemon juice, enough so you can feel the citric acid
     
    STEP FIGHTER FOUR: put sugar in, 50% saturation ideal but I just threw in the rest of my sugar jar
     
    FINAL STEP V: cut open two fish oil tabletz and get that good juice in yo drink
     
    mix it up and get ya drink on, like me, its what im drinkin now
    suprisingly nonlethal
     
     
    boutta have some good dreams

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    Updatez

    By mercenary vahki,

    So I've been back yo
     
    Bought a game gripper cuz imma grip them games soooo hard, ya herd
     
    Also just bought Mega64 version 1, plan on getting them all, just spaced out so as to savor or something
     
    oh and Satoshi Kon died
     
    I liked paranoia agent
     
     
    Oh and while I'm on the subject of Madhouse, Highschool of the Dead is garbage. Laka tell your friends what some guy on the internet said
     
    also, woodz with a z (injoke, whatevz)
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    MERX UP IN THIS
     
    story tiem
     
    at work, eating beefaroni cup/ nosebleed into cup/ DISREGARD BLOOD EAT MEATPASTA
     
    gotta get rep with the twilight crowd amirite
     
    SPEAKING OF HUMAN DEGRADATION
     
    I really don't eat fast food much, thats good I guess/
     
    If jimmy johns opens at like 8, imma eat there so much this year
     
    out of ideas
    I really just have the best ideas, but I only remember a fraction of them when writing this stoof

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    Dem Schoolz

    By mercenary vahki,

    I got my schedule for school dawg
     
    the district computer totally suuucks, didnt give me any electives
     
    but I got classes with bros, and due to said district failure I have a late start and a study hall, which I'll probably convert to electives
     
    so basically I'm gonna be that dude with a smug look on his face that comes to school an hour late with starbucks
     
    boom
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    Maynggggg

    By mercenary vahki,

    The music video for Drugs (ratatat, obviously) is amazing. Really unsettling, but there's a psychological reason. watch it first.
     

    » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «the facial features are enlarged as the video goes on, and that's a thing humans associate with bad stuff
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    Sound Get

    By mercenary vahki,

    Today I got these in the mail, THE SOUNDENINGGGGGGG
     
    Yeah so best idea of the month right there. Also I have relegated itunes to the "terrible software I only keep because it has one thing I need" pile. Really kids, don't buy idevices, or use that infernal store. It's like checking into an overpriced prison. And once you've invested, you can't get away without losing everything you paid for. Also terrible bitrates
     
    tl;dr I switched to foobar2000, its da best
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    I finished Sora no Woto a couple days back, was deliberately pacing myself. Why? it's just too beautiful to marathon. I immediately obtained the soundtrack in FLAC after a couple episodes, and am legitimately interested in buying the bluray when it finds its way to me.
     
    Speaking of sound, I'm about to buy a good sound card and really nice headphones, because I now care about sound quality. Also just got a 2TB drive, making a grand total of 3200GB storage on my computer. I'd nearly filled the 1TB (have about 100GB left), and storage is cheap. Really appreciating my income about now.
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