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The Phyre of Tahu

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  1. The Phyre of Tahu
    I will be getting offline in 2 minutes. And I am ALMOST done from the melted ice watery lemonade. And I also made the jokes content block. So, bye for today.
     
    ~Phyre, who wrote a entry that made sense... until this point. Isn't that FUNNY (and stupid)?
  2. The Phyre of Tahu
    Yes, I stole Exo's Disclaimer note. Just to be funny (and stupid). But anyway, me must go bye-bye now, so I can post a jokes block in my bloggy woggy. BYES!!!!
     
    ~Phyre, who can't resist talking like a baby to be funny (and stupid)
     
    Isn't that FUNNY (and stupid)?
  3. The Phyre of Tahu
    Yes, I'm still working on that glass of lemonade. It's mostly watery from the melted ice.
     
    ~Phyre, sipping lemonade *pauses typing to actually sip lemonade________________________________* and that line is how long I sipped it. As soon as I held my glass up to my mouth, I press shift and the button that makes these: _ and held until I finished sipping. Try it sometime. It's really fun!
  4. The Phyre of Tahu
    That number up there. That number. Yes, that number. You see, that number happens to be the code name for I LIKE PIE AND CAKE. And you know what? I just made that up!! So, isn't that like... ZOMG!! WEIRD? I thought it was. But 'tis true. I do, indeed, like pie AND cake. Very true.
     
    But, um, I forgot what I was intending to say in this message. OH YEAH!! I remembered. Well, I'm trying to fill this AWESOME blog with so much stuff in it so that you'll still be struggling to read it 20 years from now, when I actually become an official Premier member.
     
    Isn't that so HILARIOUS, you might DIE from the stitch in your STOMACH and CHEST caused from LAUGHING so HARD??
     
    I didn't think so...
     
    ~Phyre, who fills his brand new blog with so many stupid and useless entries that people rate him a FIVE STAR RATING!
  5. The Phyre of Tahu
    Yeah, technic-al difficulties. You gotta love those new server busy messages. I especially like the one about Lego being a combination of Leg godt, Dutch for "Play Well." And Lego is also Latin for "I build." Is that true? If it is, than that is like TOTALLY WEIRD, LIKE TOADS ARE!
     
    ~Phyre, who likes the server messages
  6. The Phyre of Tahu

    Lemonade!

    By The Phyre of Tahu,

    Yes, I'm sitting here, finishing a glass of lemonade that my grandma poured for me about an hour ago. You may think "this guy is weird. He takes an hour to drink a glass of lemonade!" Well, let me tell you something. No, I did not take an hour to drink a glass of lemonade. I am, in fact, still drinking it. So, of course, it's taking me MORE than an hour to drink a glass of lemonade. UNDERSTAND?
     
    ~Phyre, who talks about firls and lemonade
  7. The Phyre of Tahu
    Jack, I'm not a cake-hater... I, in fact, like cake AND pie.
     
    So anyway, about this firl. Many of you may know firls as strange creatures only known as "girls." So, this firl...
     
    Wait a minute... WHAT THE HECK IS A FIRL??
     
    ~Phyre, who loves cake as well as pie
  10. The Phyre of Tahu
    So, I signed online. A friend IMed me and asked me if I was enjoying being a premier member. I had no idea what he meant. So I said "like, dude, I'm no premier member, dude (dude)." Well maybe those weren't the EXACT words. I never said dude once, actually. Just ask Jack Cool-Bioni. Or maybe it's Cool-Jack Bioni. No, I think it was Bioni-Cool Jack. That sounds right. (LOLZ!!!!)
     
    So anyway, I'm a premier member. Well, no, I'm not actually, I just have zee abiwities. It's really nice, man. Well, ending this entry, please give me a 5 star rating. You could give my blog a 5 star rating too, although it only gets a 1 star rating compared to me. Because I'm just so awesome. You wish you were my friend, I'm so awesome. Well, maybe I'm exaggerating... yeah, a tiny bit. But I am awesome. Just look at my picture (and the caption underneath it).
     
    I'm not ending the entry yet, am I? Well, anyways, 5 star rating, because you know this is the best darn blog out there!!
     
    YAY FOR PREMIER MEMBERSHIP!!!! Just don't be alarmed if I stop updating entries exactly a week from now. I WILL BE BACK!! YES, I WILL PAY FOR LIFETIME PREMIERMEMBERSHIP!! JUST WAIT 20 YEARS!!
     
    ~Phyre, who's blog is absoluter NUMBAH WON!!
     
    Absoluter? Now THAT is funny. Well, bye, dude, like dude, dude!! (dude)
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