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    I Just Realized...

    By Eyru,

    I'm turning eighteen this summer, meaning the time is drawing very close that I will be able to attend a LEGO convention.
     
    I'm hoping this year, but should it not work out, then definitely next year.
     
    Living in British Columbia, Canada means that Seattle, for example, is not that far away...
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    So I was at Starbucks the other night, buying a bag of coffee beans.
     
    There’s a line, but it’s only three people long, so I’m like “no big deal” and wait with my coffee. It quickly becomes obvious that these three people ahead of me are friends and hanging out at Starbucks. The first two order their drinks loudly, but they’re pretty ordinary. Then the third guy steps up to the plate.
     
    "WHY’S YOUR MEDIUM CALLED GRANDE?" he says in this smug, condescendingly hipster voice. "GRANDE IS ITALIAN FOR LARGE. BUT YOUR LARGE IS VENTI, AND VENTI’S ITALIAN FOR TWENTY, SO YOUR MEDIUM’S LARGE AND YOUR LARGE IS TWENTY. WHAT THE HECK IS THAT ABOUT"
     
    and on and on and on he goes, with this little smirk, and the poor kid at the till tries to interrupt with “well you see our venti has twenty ounces” but this potato is having none of it. Keeps yelling about how smart he is, finally orders his drink, then goes and laughs with his friends about how stupid Starbucks is (of course with lots of needless swearing mixed in for some reason like dude you’re in public).
     
    Finally I get to buy my coffee and the poor kid is so rattled he asks me twice if I’m buying the coffee so I make sure to leave a tip and then I leave but man I just wanted to slug that fetid excuse for a carbon-based biped across his big mouth.
    Moral of the story: you are never as funny as you think you are.
     
    Second moral: don't make me say it again please.
     
    Third moral: no.
    thank u for listening bzp
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    Woke up this morning, and knew pretty much instantly that I wouldn't be going to school. My head hurt and I couldn't think straight, as well as an annoying cough and a lot of nausea. Oh, and my nose hates me.
     
    So, yeah. I skipped school and slept all day. I'm feeling better, but still pretty icky.
     
    There's the bad news. Here's the good news:
     
    Send your name suggestions in! I can change my name in four days if my math is right, so we'll have a nice little poll like last time. Quaint and fun. Post your suggestions here, and we'll vote in a few days!
     
    ~G
  7. Eyru

    It's Raining

    By Eyru,

    Very hard.
     
    Standing outside for five minutes gets you drenched.
     
    Definitely an inside day.
     
    Tell me about your day. Was it rainy like mine?
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    guys Guys GUYS

    By Eyru,

    You know those profile ratings, y'know, on your profile? The five stars?
     
    I have an idea:
     
    If you go to someone's profile and they are cool, give them one star.
     
    Because they are Number One.
     
    We will flip the status quo, and the coolest people on BZPower will have one star.
     
    And if the person is not cool? Give them one star anyway, because everyone is Cool In Their Own Way.
     
    GUYS LET'S START A REVOLUTION GUYS
  13. Eyru

    Back

    By Eyru,

    Man there were a lot of hipsters on the mainland
     
    Good times were had by all
     
    Now
     
    A moment of silence for Aurax
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    Metroid: Other M for $8

    By Eyru,

    Yes or no?
     
    OWAIT NVM I BOUGHT IT WHEN IT CAME OUT FOR LIKE FIFTY BUCKS
     
    srsly all these games are so cheap now i think it would almost be worth it to live on a three-year lag when buying new systems and games
     
    imagine it
     
    2009: yay i got a wii!
     
    2012: yay metroid prime trilogy!
     
    2015: yay skyward sword!
     
    on the other hand i would probably go crazy.
  17. Eyru

    Which Pony Am I?

    By Eyru,

    I took that pony personality quiz everyone's raving about (or was, at any rate), and I was a little surprised by the result. But before I share my pony personality, I decided I'd give you guys a chance to guess which pony I am most like.
     
    If you know me at all and can base your guess on a reasonable argument, you get cookies.
     
    But if you just want to guess because you've seen me around the forums and thought "omg he's totally a pinkie pie" then that's fine too.
     

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    Les Mis and TDKR

    By Eyru,

    holy cow my mind has been blown over the past two days. seriously.
     
    My brother was in a production of Les Mis, so I went to see it on Saturday night. It was incredible, to say the least. I've seen the movie but I've never seen the play, so I didn't know what to expect, but it was brilliant. I've actually never seen anything like it. I couldn't sleep afterwards becasue it was simply so glorious and my emotions were all jumbled up.
     
    hurgh
     
    Then, as if I hadn't blown my mind enough, I went to see TDKR on Sunday, and wiped out every last trace of my brain. I won't spoil anything, but, suffice to say, it too was glorious. I didn't know how Chris Nolan was going to pull it off, but he did. It was amazing.
     
    So now here I am with an empty skull because I've overdosed on awesome.
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    Fma Greed

    By Eyru,

    Dang it, just when I need a good Greed quote (from FMA), I find myself without any of the books. Google is no use; nobody talks about anything but the anime.
     
    Guess I'll just have to hold off on my next post until I can get a manga into my hot little hands.
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