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  1. General Poks
    Today I am here to discuss a serious matter that is affecting people across the globe...
     
    I am of course talking about: Mixmaster Syndrome or MMS for short.
     
    They're on your streets, disguising themselves as your friendly neighborhood cement trucks...
     
    However... What really lies beneath the hood of that harmless construction vehicle?
     
     

     

     
     
    If you happen to see one of these machines on the street, you may be temped to smash the Karzahni out of the L1 or L2 button, however, they're JUST TO BIG!
     
    So now you may be tempted to bust out some karate moves buy smashing the square button, however, they're JUST TO BIG!
     
    Now, what you need to do is this... Pick up a table or other large object and throw it at them. They should topple right over because they're JUST TO BIG!
     
    We are organizing neighborhood watches across the nation, we are only interested in your safety.
     
    So remember, if you see a cement truck.
     
    Smash it with a brick and pop it's tires.
     
    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to write some cheques for the construction company for destroying their equipment.....
  2. General Poks
    Well...as usual, we get blog privileges, and I'm out of town...Whoo.
     
    Anyway I'll be out of town next week as well, going to Maine to see if I can snag the Mahri.
     
    However, my mind has been driven from these Toa-looking Toa. *Glares at Inika.*
     
    Maxilos.
     
    I liked the looks of this figure when I first saw it. Plenty of gunmetal, overall, I gave it a:
     
    HOWEVER. I then found out he was a robot... That changed things, I now gave it a:
     
    And recently, we found out that he was Makuta. Finally, an articulated, robo-Makuta! This bumped 'er up to:
     
    Oh, and Spinax is cool to... >>
     
    Anyway moving to BZPRPG, I figured I'd give away two things I'm planning...
    Firstly, by the end of the year, all of my precious MT's will be stomped on, blown apart and killed in some manner. And secondly, Frezzon will be released from that control-whojamajiggy that Kesolis has him under... ...only to be gruesomely killed by Kessy 10 seconds later... << >> So yeah. 
    *Runs away.*
  3. General Poks

    Heh.......

    By General Poks,

    Well, I wish I would have noticed this earlier.
     
    Anyway, I just came back from Ontario. No Inika, nothing.
     
    I did however manage to get Toa Norik, and BL#3, which took me less than a day to finish. Props to Greg F.
     
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    Now a look into the Academy, best RPG in my opinion. I was the second member to join, and haven't regretted it.
     
    I represent a couple of characters. As of now I have:
     
    Pohaka, an electric Toa that was meant to represent me.
     
    Mahkaal, a kind hearted, Stone Toa, who is a father figure to Pohaka. Mahkaal was based on by BBC 21.
     
    Kraal, the last functioning Kralhi on Metru-Nui. He is kind mannered, and polite for the most part.
     
    The Vechs, 18 foreign Matoran whose Island was destroyed by the BoM. They are Techies for the most part and fierce fighters. They were based on my custom Matoran design.
     
    Slyz, a Toa of Shockwaves, and evil Toa. He and his acomplaces, Atan and Gruun have a soul mission to capture the Vechs. They are all currently deceased.
     
    684, a minor character. A robot used as a sentry for the Kin. I might be planning to kill him off soon.
    A fact about his name: He was named after my fav Ai droid unit from SWBF 1&2.
     
    Frezzon, my latest character. A massive ice titan created by Slyz. But he doesn't believe in fighting. In other words, he's a big, ice spewing teddy bear. Frezzon was origionally going to be a boss for my RPG contest entry, but it didn't win.
     
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    Un-Bionicle related, a week ago, I went to see Dead Man's Chest. Very good like the first one, especially the ending.
     
    I'm just glad Cotton survived to make it to the third movie.
     
    Well that's all for now folks.
  4. General Poks
    Yep, title says all, today is slower than a turtle with a brick strapped to its back.
     
    Well another review of the Inika. Makes me want them even more.
     
    Even the Academy seems drowsy today.
     
    Going on a rant, you know what grinds my gears? How School days are long, but when it comes to summer, the days whiz by.
     
    Well not much to say, so that's all.
  8. General Poks
    I've been meaning to post this as a flashback for one of my BZPRPG characters. However, I forgot about it and was recently reminded of it by reading LeHakwa's recent blog entry. So, here it is.
     

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    A Ko-Matoran sat alone, shaking over a desk with a bottle of dark red liquid clutched in his hands.
     
    His name was Dr. Kerro, leader of an isolated science team from the island only known as 'The Desolate Zone'.
     
    Truthfully, the place was a nightmare, a present time Voya-Nui, no Toa, constant death and no stabilization to the ocean floor.
     
    So he and a group of five Matoran, including a Ga-Matoran of whom he had an eye on, left the island to find a way to help his Matoran.
     
    However, things had gone terribly wrong...
     
    She died.
     
    The Ga-Matoran whom he loved, but was not able to tell her...just died...
     
    He was guilt struck. He had forgotten all about their prime objective...
     
    His mind shifted to something else.
     
    He would find a way to bring her back to life.
     
    Needless to say, this only caused him more pain.
     
    He had tested his experiments on his other colleagues.
     
    They died.
     
    Now, he was alone, the only person to test his last prototype on was himself.
     
    Gently, he tipped the bottle to his lips.
     
    Without him noticing, a small puff of black vapor came through the vents and entered his mouth as the drop went down his throat.
     
    Kerro shrieked as he felt a burning sensation all over his body.
     
    His body burst into a massive, black flame, burning the building to the ground.
     
    *****
     
    Kerro opened his eyes to see two beings standing over him.
     
    The first was a tall cloaked being, wearing black gloves over his hands.
     
    The only notable feature was his blank, iron mask.
     
    At his side was a quivering Po-Matoran, also staring at him.
     
    "Greetings," the first said. "My name is Srihr Stagg, head of the Brotherhood of Makuta science devision 5-01. I was wondering if you'd be willing to join our cause, after all, I doubt you'll be willing to go anywhere else."
     
    Kerro was about to question this. He raised his hand. He didn't scream, he wasn't afraid, he wasn't happy, sad, mad, nothing. He just didn't care about anything.
     
    However, his hand...it had no flesh, it was just pure bone, with a red index finger.
     
    The rest of his body wasn't much different, all bone, nothing else.
     
    His mask was still on his face. The rest of his clothes and Matoran armor was most-likely shredded by the spikes sticking out of his back.
     
    "And what's in it for me?" he finally spoke.
     
    "Mahkaal, show him."
     
    The Po-Matoran hefted a long case over his shoulder and opened it.
     
    Inside was a scythe and a sword.
     
    "These weapons react to a confident and fearless user such as yourself," Srihr explained. "In return, they will exploit your opponent's worst nightmares. So Dr. Kerro, are you in, or are you out?"
     
    "Kerro...Was a weak and loving Matoran..." Kerro whispered with no emotion. "I am not he."
     
    "I am Bones."
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