toastergrl

NOTE: Any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidential. Again. Please don't sue us.Peace out, for I'm out of comics and will only be able to start working on them after Christmas.Also, we here at Tapika's Comic Emporium wish you a Merry Christmas to the majority of the world... and a happy Festivius for the rest of us. Axial Tilt is the reason for the season, and don't you guys forget it.

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shhh jan don't tell them anythingAlso sad to hear problems have cropped up Kahi. :[

The plotline's slow movement is only out of nessecity. I can't regularily update both this and IIMT, can I?Also thanks for compliments! Maybe it is too much text. Next year there will probably be less, if there is a next year

The text wasn't even Homestuck related at all, It's really just plot stuffYou're holding yourself off plot stuff, and so you don't understand what's going on with the comicI understand that it was quite a bit. But I couldn't get plot stuff across in less.There's a lot wrong with the US education system if you all don't like reading...

For those who are confused: Click here. This comic was an extension upon last year's comic. Maybe it should be a yearly thing.For those who hate reading: The length of each paragraph is more than the next one along, so as you go on there's less reading to do. Also you're not a good person and reading is great, it's the whole point of comics. That's like saying you like LEGO but you don't like building it, it's pretty much the whole experience.For those who commented otherwise: Thank you! You are all totes cool people.

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Where's the beef?You can't make like very England without beef. We eat suchwise.

It begins. Good work, Utah!Now I need to get off my lazy posterior and actually make a comic now... :PHmn... or comics. In the tradition of yesteryear's, just in case others don't cough up.

Special effects were only pirated because Kahi used those effects to designate time and light when working with the TNOG, Lime Paradox.Also, not really seeing it, sorry.

King Joe, do you even read MSPA? That comic was not very MSPA-like at all.That said, thank you for the comment.

I am so forgetful, excuse me

Your god, Kahi, of course it isn't the Boboobian Human Sacrafice Ritual to the Cookie God. That happens on the 27th of December. It's a simple mistake to make.TO AVOID DERAILING: Oh wow, poor toasterbot. I can't believe I am in some way responsible for his misfortune, in that I propogated the idea of his bretheren's existance much further than TBL's.

Why indoctrinate her with the custom of Christmas? Why not Hannukah? Kwanzza? Give her an oppourtunity to practice Samhain, or perhaps the season of Saturnalia? Koleda would also be a wonderfully festive idea.I just don't find the idea of having an alien be imprinted with ideas of a haploid dictator zombie very justifiable, I suppose.Although I do find the notion of Gavla becoming a tree adorable, even though I am a guy and adorable is not a word I should probably be using. Also festive spirit and all that, I guess.

Looks like a wonderful film! I would love to watch it as soon as it is released. I especially like Minecraft. Some of the sets could be a little more intricate, but ultimately this is no major dealbreaker.

Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't! Who knows.Man, there's a lot of silence around here. You guys are my only loyal friends. :[

mystery abounds

I will keep it to 5 large filesize images per page, Gata. :)Also, since I can't tell you why I did that exactly, I'll PM it to you.

Marrowman is entirely correct! Pohuaki did say that, and I have intense respect for the man, which is why I made this at the time - I didn't know that he wouldn't be a moderator when BZP returned.(also thanks bro for covering my back and complimenting my gun flash artwork)

Hey look, a comic on time! Would you look at that.Also guys, since a modmin appeared, I'll have to give you a DISCLAIMER! Yay, board politics!All characters, unless otherwise stated, are merely ideas I have produced by myself, within the sanctity of my own head, with no real life counterparts. Some characters that don't have real-life counterparts may in fact be influenced by my experiences - however, all resemblence to people's fancharacters, alive or dead, unless otherwise specified is completely unintentional.I must also state that although I respect the jobs that modmins do, and am in fact very good friends with quite a few modmins on the BZP team, I do not condone censorship of things that are devoid of offensive content, and which nobody has complained of. My roster of characters will not be modified in any way because one: I do not support censorship and two: I make these far in advance, and I've actually completed the plotline this character features in. However, I will strive to feature this character less often as time goes on, and perhaps in time remove him altogether.Keep in mind that I have intense respect for the job you do, and am glad to see somebody do it! But I feel there are better things for you to be focusing on than petty matters regarding oversized images that nobody has complained about

Kung fu person, you actually know how to make GIMP comics! That's good, because otherwise I would have gone on a random angry tirade.I was going to rant at you about how using MSPaint in your comics is an art form, signified most by Gerlicky's SpoofQuest and Lavaside Rahi's timeless classic series, but how your series fell in the uncanny valley of quality - that disparaging dip between well-done simplistic MSPaint and high-definition PhotoShop/GIMP. I would have asked you to pick a style and stick to it- one normal text style/size, using consistent backgrounds, and resizing characters using the percentage function, not the corner draggers. I would have asked you to make the backgrounds simplistic, to unify your style with two or three shades, and to generally just keep up the good writing you've been doing, the only weak gag you've ever made involving the incompetent Burger King Joe and his boring Sonic ripoff's ability to spindash at people. The way you compared his fancharacter to a Pokemon, in particular.HOWEVER, I realise you are fairly competent at GIMP, and would in fact ask you to start leaning the other way- refine your GIMP skills, do away with that horrid MSPaint spraypaint can texture and make your series really interesting to read! Your one comic of GIMPness actually is really enjoyable and not painful to read like your MSPaint comics are. I mean, they were painful to read in style - you actually managed to nail interesting writing during your stint as a MSPaint user.HOWEVER(x2), I ALSO realise you want to make these comics in MSPaint, in order to stick with the name that you've given it. And I respect that! And perhaps, if you get your style unified (and not riddled with that horrid spraypaint tool effect, or with out of proportion characters) they would be really good, and I bet you would get all of the people to like them! I guess. People can be fickle.You're in a lucky position that you have two ways you can take to become a much better comic maker - two methods at your disposal - and a surrounding group of friends that can only help you go up in the buisiness. My final piece of advice is that, perhaps, the worst possible thing you could do would be to continue going on as you were, making substandard MSPaint comics. What's the point of good writing if nobody can bear to see the pictures associated with it, huh?

Actually, the new comic looks really horifically blurry. It's like when I first discovered the blur tool, and made a co-author series just to show off my "newfound talent". Heh. I was pathetic, much like you were.BUT YOU'RE BETTER NOW. Stop digging up the past- it actually makes you look worse, because I have it on good authority that the only self worse than your future self is, in fact, your past self.Cue hours of me ranting at my past comic making attempts, etc etc etc.

I actually intended Gerlicky as taking the gun off the very terrible person, but honestly your interpretation makes much more sense.

OH WOOPSi'm a forgetful fella

I was planning to get a 3DS this year.Unfortunately, last christmas my dad got me a DSi XL. Now I'll feel like a bad person. Plus, there isn't really any games out for it now.Anyways, do disregard forums, but pokemans are not all you should be aquiring.