Deerbird-Chan

I was dragged back after a particularly difficult and sticky prison break by an inmate I'd met during my time there. Long story, gumshoe.

No, sorry. He's dead. I killed him - or was it my associate, Anita Bath?

@ DP - Thanks. I might as well assume the identity too. :U

ACME DIES NOW.

Are you suggesting I just made a new fanfiction pairing?

What I do in my free time is NONE of ACME's business, gumshoe!

...I'm so getting in trouble for this.

...Does it involve the geometry of Where in Uma Thurman is-

BLAST.

NEW SUBJECT.

Where in Uma Thurman is Carmen Sandiego?

Added Uma?

Oh, by the way, I've been trying to get Brodie. Since it's close to illustration building.

And since when are you a man? :

:U WHAT? ZYRAEL WINS HOT GIRLFRIEND?

YES YES YES.

@ Deep Purple - Aww, thank you. :x I want to improve my banner. It gets people to call me "Zyreal" and/or "Zyrral" less frequently.

@ Wrack - :U HARUKA. TENOH.

@ Krahka: There's someone named "zyraelwannabe" too. Dunno if they meant to say "zyraelisawannabe" or "iwannabezyrael." Either way...creepy. :

Soo...uhrm. Yeah.

So could my next nifty name-change-a-roonie be Zyrael!!! ? Would you mind? :x

I can too look like a little girl. :

Wow. Even THAT is somehow censored/altered. F'shame. That abbreviation has more than one use, gaiz! :C

Holy...Garry's Moderator much?

>:U LOLICON.

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... WANNA GO OUT AND HAVE 389273 CHILDREN? O:

So I just realized you are a bona fide female. :U Welcome to the XXLUB. It's like club, but with two X's.