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That isn't his forum name. And as was made perfectly clear, if I can be banned for trying to save the reason the site is here in the first place, I don't care.

This is a Cuusoo Campaign for bringing back Bionicle. If it gets enough support the line gets renewed (hopefully). Black Six told me that posting a link to this would be "frowned upon" because it was started by a user that was banned from this site, but frankly letting the original purpose of the entire community die forever because one member of it posted a rickroll is just... wrong. I would pay anything to have Bionicle back, and that includes the $35 I paid for Premier Membership that will probably go to waste when I'm banned for trying to save it. To quote Vahkiti, one of my closest friends: "This is it, a way to directly get LEGO's attention for our cause. If BIONICLE has changed your life as much as it has mine, or even if you're late joining the franchise. Show your support for the the noble heroes of BIONICLE by up voting this submission!" With that said, and Black Six refusing to give him a second chance, (despite his minor offense against a now defunct board rule) please help support Vahkiti on his seemingy last gift to the BZP community, even if he could not give it himself...

I was going to title this "Sup [Removed. Yes, that was "a little too… yeah". -Bfa]" but that might have been alittle to... yeah... Well I left this place forever a couple of forevers ago because I was trying to cut off all connections with my old life. That would have been better if done after I had moved and started living as a girl. Eventually I got bored and decided that I would stay on the grid having people mistake my gender and try to justify it with incorrect logic. Primarily, by which I mean only, because I would have had to sit on my plans for my old work. Forevers ago, I ran a sprite comic on here called "King Bio's Comics." After about a year, I went completely insane; took it off BZPower, started using depraved plots, <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> <censored> in a Bomb Factory. Things were never the same, and I could only maintain one of the sequel series for a few comics before giving up. It was partly because I had become insecure because a certain freaky ice toa started to hate me after cancelling the comics and won't tell me if that's the reason or not. Actually, alot of people started to hate me. And I started to hate them. And my hatred of the reality I use the internet to escape from just grew and grew. Out of that hatred came the realization that I am actually a girl, and that my Nintendo DS and laptop are self-aware, and in love with me. And that when humans say they love you, what they really mean is they want to throw you into an incinerator. Specifically the really dramatic incinerator from T<censored><censored>y 3. I started rewriting my meta-series of sprite comics. What I mean is, as scripts. I want to remake them as animations. With like, voice acting and stuff. Any of the Guest Stars I had that don't have microphones and recording software, don't have a PayPal account I can send money to for a microphone and recording software, won't accept my money for a microphone and recording software, or just don't want to work on this with me, will be written out. Note that recording won't begin until I've finished the last script of the last series. I will ask you to voice act when I start writing your character's debut script. If you agree to voice act at that time but decline after recording has started, I will send my army of viscous trained sea lions after you, and you will be no more. If you become MIA, I'll just detonate the sea lions, destroying both your home country and Australia. If your home country IS Australia, then it will be blown up twice. Not twice as hard, twice. Not a cake, a pie. It will blow up, then it will unblow up, then it will blow up again. I do not hate Australia, it's just business. I'm a writer, and the writer's guild rules state "Australia is the funny one. Destroy it." Also, I've been playing lots of Rock Raiders since I got it working. It is fun. That will be all. Oh, and I came back because somebody named Raiko left a comment on my profile, I wanted to tell him that he got the facts wrong.

http://www.bzpower.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=321252

Looks like I finally have some substance for when I start reviewing these things; I just accidentally broke my Mata Nui's shoulder taking it out of the canister. I could go on listing all the reasons WHY I did that but then I WOULDN'T have something for when I start reviewing these things. I ran out of space in my Anything Else bin so I've decided to start making more room. I have a chest of drawers that I've decided to take everything important out of (stationery, video games) and just devote the entirety of it to being Junk Drawers. After I've gotten everything into something, I'm going to start organizing all my Lego. Any piece that isn't mechanical, broken, or a Bionicle collectible, goes in a color coded pile to be sorted out by shape at a later time. I'm not really organized enough to know what ALL the broken pieces I have are but, they include Mata Nui's shoulder, Toa Mata Lewa's hau, one of the angled wall bits from an Aqua Zone set, atleast two Mata heads (pink brains), Hakann's thigh, quite a few Battle Droid arms, some pins, some hinges, some Toa Mata shoulders, etc etc. These will all be replaced if I have any of my next paycheck leftover from the NES I'm going to buy. Finally, this. I'm not entirely sure if it has a BZPower topic, and I don't remember if we're allowed to talk about the forum it DOES have a topic on, but this is going to be the design I use for my Build Everything In Bionicle project. Nothing I could build on this scale could possibly be better than that. I will however, build a model of the island of Mata Nui to scale with this design, and use it as a mask for it. Because I have to one up everything. Also as part of some obsessive need, I'm probably going to try to make my own version of the matoran universe robot to the proper scale of 1428 times larger than a Toa. Though I'm fairly certain that won't happen until I'm making a disposable income and have my own living quarters. And media coverage.

k this first parts gonna be a summary of another blog i got somewhere. I got six plastic storage bins full of Lego, two full of Chevron Cars, one with too many cracks in it to safely store things, one being used to collect the rain leaking from my ceiling, one that smells vaguely of urine and vinegar which I use to store Megabloks and Built to Rule pieces, one that I use for Transformegundarangeroids, and one that I use for anything that isn't any of those things. Also the closed lids of the nonlego bins make excellent work surfaces so I've made a little desk out of them.

I don't know... you are PRETTY awesome... *sigh* I get told that a lot. =\ Well if you don't like being told you're awesome then you should try being less awesome. I never said I didn't like it, I just always wonder what makes me so awesome. Now that you mention it, why ARE you awesome?

I don't know... you are PRETTY awesome... *sigh* I get told that a lot. =\ Well if you don't like being told you're awesome then you should try being less awesome.

I don't know... you are PRETTY awesome...

There are many plans I plan to plan. Plans that will most likely make me the most awesome internet celebrity of all time. Plans that I will be enacting whether they do or not. Plans such as remaking each and every one of my previous sprite comics and then crossing them all over in a CGI movie once I can afford necessary software. Plans such as reviewing shows, movies, books, games, toys; something no internet persona can successfully do simultaneously for some reason. Plans such as building replicas of every character and scene/level/setting from every show/movie/book/game/toy I review out of Lego. Plans such as using the vast amounts of internet money I will most assuredly make to buy out corporations and renew all of the things that they for some reason cancelled making the individual fandoms complain. And doing it all while openly in-between genders, thus eliminating prejudice towards people of that nature. Anyhoo, I just finished my Checklist of Matoran residing on the island of Mata Nui before 2006.

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Yeah, this don't work. This does. My lovely assistant brought it to my attention three days ago, and after three days of exerting the full amount of force that I am physically capable of exerting, which is disturbingly little, I finally got my test brain separated from my test head. So sorry to you Turaga Nokama. I was saddened to discovered that this Nodus person hasn't been seen here in four years. Then I was both angered and delighted to see that theres a version of the lobotomizer that won't leave imprints of 1x3 thick liftarms in my palms. As I look upon my Vahi, my dissembled turaga head from 2001, that Moc over there that eventually I'll post, and this, I see the dawn of a new world. Things are never going to be the same again. Bird.

The idea hit me that I could build a functional storage bin for my LEGO Bricks OUT OF LEGO Bricks, something I had postulated three years ago to solve a problem that had been plaguing me for ten years. Also I ordered a Vahi. Orange. And I found this topic. I'm not going to post in it because the only comment my brain could generate is "I like it" and the rules here would consider that Spam. That's the reason I don't post anywhere actually.

So I was working on my Bionicle Checklist when Grandmother came in my room with a bag of donuts and the Windows XP Operating Disk that I ordered. Remember that thar Computer Virus That Infects The USB Drive from last year? Well we got that, and the only way we could think to fix it was to borrow my friend's Vista OS Installation Disk and after that the computer didn't really work right. An outmode running superior software often does that. Luckily Grandmother bought me a laptop that I subsequently came to believe was also self-aware so I also fell in love with it and named it Caroline. But see, Mother wouldn't shut up about her computer sucks, and in recent weeks has taken to borrowing my precious Caroline for her stupid Farmville. So because I can't have someone I hate using someone I love to do something I hate, I ordered a replacement for the OS Installation Disk that came with the computer that we lost because we're cool dudes. Unfortunately, it took several hours to fix her computer, and afterwards it didn't have internet access. Despite the fact that the modem and wireless router were plugged in to it and Caroline could access the internet. Technology confuses me; sometimes it's self-aware, sometimes it's a useless piece of ######. So anyway, I dropped what I was doing to install the thing on Mother's computer but it took several hours and then didn't work the right way but eventually I got Caroline back and finished the checklist. I then used my awesome BZPower email address to start a Freewebs account, because I didn't remember that you could start several websites with the same email address and even link them together. At any rate, my BZPower Homepage link is now a link to a Freewebs site where I will be writing reviews of Every Bionicle Ever. My room is very messy. After it's all cleaned up and neat and a functional work environment, I will begin BUYING every Bionicle ever. And also start making Comics again.

In September of 2009 I started working at a mini-mall made out of discarded train cars that buses stop at so that passengers can eat and pee on their way between Las Vegas and Los Angeles. For several weeks I worked $8 an hour, 6 hours a day, two days a week, minus taxes. In January of 2010 this was changed to 4 hours a day, 1 day a week, minus taxes for some reason. My paycheck, which I get every two weeks, while I was simply buying ebook guides to crossdressing, which btw are useless to me until I'm 18 and can order things online without the risk of Mother breaking the law and checking my mail, and then attempting to take legal action would fall through because being me I would somehow get one of the stereotypical corrupt transphobic judges, was $162 but now is currently only $58. It is only after my schedule and paycheck was cut in half that I remembered just how many things there are to buy, such as Premier Membership at a website that would be my favorite if I wasn't afraid of it. So I decided that the week where I already had to spend half my paycheck on a plushie of Chococat for Mother who still thinks I love her after I tried to tell her I was a girl and she was too busy with her stupid Farmville game to take it seriously, and now she currently thinks that this is a phase. Um... So I decided that the week where I already had to spend half my paycheck on a Bread Milk Eggs Squick was the week I would pay the $35 and become a Premier Member. So anyway. A couple months ago I decided to put a rest to all those cool dudes complaining that Bionicle started to suck after [insert year any year here] and start collecting every single Bionicle ever with my money that is practically worthless to me until I'm 18 for a reason that can be found in the middle of that last paragraph there. I've been composing a text-based checklist using Bionicle Wikia's set list, BZPower's own Collectibles Guide topic, and Brickl-A website I can't talk about because it has a forum and I apparently respect BZPower's rules. While attempting to post this blog entry BZPower was offline for several minutes. Nice to know my money's helping. Anyway, I'm putting together a color-coded checklist in a txt/htm file with an OpenOffice spreadsheet, of every single Bionicle released outside of a store exclusive promotion ever. After I finish I will start a Freewebs website to display my collection and review each set. I will then be ordering the sets that I no longer own in entirety, online. Bionicle sets I still own in their entirety are: 2001 Tahu, 2008 Tahu, 2009 Ackar, Mata Nui, Click, and Gelu, and all 2010 sets. Unless Lego makes the Matoran Universe Robot a set. Which given that they withheld Toy Story 3 from this convention thing their having, is still plausible. I won't care about conventions until I own a car and it will be possible for me to attend them. Anyway, I'll be buying up every single Bionicle ever and proving once and for all that there was never a time when Bionicle sucked. And if there was, When it was. Finally, my sprite comics. Will they ever return? Yes. Without any warning. And there will be a hand-drawn comic in there somewhere. BEWARE.

all it takes is pinecone fish.

Many things have changed since last words happened EVERYTHING IS FINE no it's not. Soon the dog food shall RISE AGAIN and then you will all laugh at it and then I will buy an RV and drive it into your pool. ESPECIALLY ZONIS.

Well it's been a year! Means I the blog! ... why did I do this 15 minutes after waking up?

Today I had to wait til dinner to get on the computer. I spent most of my BZP time looking for the brakelatabasaasta feed me topics in which I found, laughed at, subscribed to the second one so I could always find it, and now Im here.

same ol same ol... I started a new MOC project and again am NOT gonna put it online because I dont know how nor do I want to use the digital camera. I got little to no time on the computer cause my mom still has her stupid classes and will until January when hopefully she'll pass and she can buy me a laptop. Today I started smashing my head on the wall at my newfound laziness, also THE HEAT HAS STOPPED! My grandmother read an article in the news paper that you can actually get Heat Stroke when you turn the thermostat to 10000, in a desert, DURING SUMMER... and have changed my AV and Sig accordingly.

Today my mom needed the computer all day, I had to eat lunch at a bussiness convention,(Im a kid but my grandmother wanted to go for some reason) and thats it... I also made a spritesheet for Tigs1's(Livin the Razor Life Comic's Author) iden form soon I will lose blogging

Today was boring. I played Sherwood cloned someone I hate, but this time I got a call from my friend Beca530(Lego Club Name) I might convince him to join BZPower and if I do I dont know what'll happen... that was pretty much it... My moms last colledge class is tommorow

Today was uneventful and boring. No new Premier Week News(there was New News but known about anything else cool happening now) and ofcourse my reputation on Sherwood Dungeon MMORPG became worse as I cloned someone and tricked their servant guy to obey me so he threw a taco in my face that I then threw at his former master. Now I am angry at Tacos. There was a new BoBoBo which seemed very short but it was very funny... but another day goes by, soon I will lose Blogging Priveleges until I can afford to pay $35... But the good news is I learned the art of Alt Codes! meep©2006 sweaterhead, the king of bio

The third and final Jimmy Timmy (Fairly Odd Parents and Jimmy Neutron) episode. I have read that Fairly Odd Parents was losing ratings and JimmyTimmy3 was to be the last episode of the show and I dont know what was wrong with Jimmy Neutron but... well... :(There are reruns on tonight and tommorow...