ouch, poor you. I was hurt recently to, a little girl at school kicked me over and started beating me up with her barbie a 6 year old beating up a practicly 11 year old boy, strange.
ohie noies, me not fattie, mE lokkie likey bean sucked dry with a hairdhyrer hoOrays, me speaky noobies laungaudge
translation:oh no, Im not fat, I look like I have been sucked dry with a hairdryer horray, I speak nobbie launguage.
(that was fun )