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    In Soviet Russian...

    By Zonis,

    Emos ban you.
     
    Yeah, Russia is trying to ban emos. That's reeeaaaally not going to work. First of all, there's no such thing as emos, just a style associated with self-injury. So most people who dress in that certain was have to go buy new clothes for no reason. And how do you even dictate which music is emo and which isn't? Emo doesn't mean depressing lyrics, it's just a certain music style.
     
    So yeah, Russia gets to board the fail boat now.
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    Sylvan Lake

    By Zonis,

    Yesterday, we went to the Water park at Sylvan Lake. Not much interesting happened, but there were some funny typos. At our picnic area, they was a sign that said "We are not resonsible for any injuries." Also, in the mens locker room, it said "We are not reponsible for any lost or stolen items." What's really funny is that no one had ever told anyone who worked there, so they'd prolly been there for a couple years. Being the nice people that we are, my family told someone who worked there, who proceeded to tell some of her friends. I still wonder who made that sign.
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    Space 4 Rent

    By Zonis,

    $50,000,000 per sqaure inch.
     
    Call 1800-267-2001 for a special limited time offer 0.005 and 3/7 discount. Call now, because it's going quick!
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    This new pirating law is FTL. No one is going to obey it, and none of the Police officers are going to enforce it because they and their kids are going to brake it too. Really, if it's just for private use, who cares?
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    Edit

    By Zonis,

    I have to say, in my opinion, this is one of the funniest edits I've ever done.

    I now have the power to ruin punclines!
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