BioLogic-KAL

So, who exactly will you be Mocing, Seran?

Have a good one, Seran, Aero, Dark Matrix. EDIT: Dangit, I didn't see the date. Welcome back, Seran, Aero, Dark Matrix. Heh, thank you. -Seran

*Claps and Cheers* Well done, good luck on the contest. ^^ -+L+-

Edit cave? I thought it was the Lemon Cave. I am proud to present that I am no longer inactive, I am now a half-active member of BZP. xD Aie...almost half a year has passed. I have changed since I was last here. Yay! Welcome back. Have a Lemon. -Seran -Thanks.

This place's growth hath slowed down a bit. DO NOT BE ALARMED. I COME IN PEACE.

Wow, the club has grown quite a bit since I was gone. ^^ Don't get worked up, I'm still not active, just checking how things went while I was gone xD

Hey guys...You'd probably be surprised by my return, but I'm not returning. Sorry to say, but I'm no longer an active member of BZP...I will return once in a while, but for now, I must say goodbye. It was a great stay while I was here. Farewell, -+logic+- At least enter the Challenge before you leave, yeah? Farewell. -S

Hmm...lemme think this over. The names must be dynamic and sinister, not heroic-sounding. Ta-Kyraku Ga-Gilerak Le-Turikun Onu-Mukuli Ko-Izidak Po-Rokuno

I know it's not time yet, but I missed a few entries, so.... Random Lemon Thing of the week! "When Life gives you lemons, suck the juice out of them. Of course, don't if you aren't as sour-resistant as Salza. If the lemon's greatness hypnotizes you to suck on it (and you are not a Salza-type person) Please run to the nearest drinking fountain. Drink water like mad, making sure you don't swallow the lemon juice. Later, eat some sugar and mix that into the lemon-water with your tongue. That way, you will have made lemonade inside your mouth--Agh! What are you doing!? Get off me! Gack!! Help!!! Anti-Weird Police!! ARGH! Oh no--*Bzzarghk*" -Voice recording made by Mr. Lalbert Einstemon. Yes, he was the one credited for ideas such as this. Unfortunately, he was caught and jailed by the Anti-Weird police. I think the A-WP are just lemon haters...so sad. "Phew. Now I've been let out of jail because I was proven innocent in court. Now...let's try a different idea. When life gives you lemons, play table tennis with it until it breaks. Now, this may seem evil to the lemon, but believe me, it's for the greater good. Now, watch as I have lined the table with soft rubber, making it waterproof. The edges have more rubber so the juice doesn't spill. Now--ah! there we go. *Splark* Now watch carefully...*Sprooonnng* See? I pop up the rubber to the juice, pulp and peel will be caught. Now, I take this and--ARGH! What are you doing here!? AAArrcckkk!--*Klackk* I think this is evidence that the A-WP are lemon haters. -+logic+- Do not use the spoiler tags for non-spoilers. -B6

Sorry for being inactive for so long! Seran...or should I call you Aero, I think it would be best if people simply joined by posting, rather than waiting for you to approve it. Although, I think that would make it hard to add them to the members list. Oh well... People do join simply by asking, I just officialise it. -Aero- Random Lemon thing of the Week! » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « If pi-3.141592654, lemon=? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Good. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Yes, lemon=good. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « ...and lemons=WOOTNESS » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « This must be the least amusing RLTOTW. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « LeMoNaTiOn!!!!HaHaAhaA!!! » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Insert squiggley thing here[~] -+logic+-

IT'S A LEMON VAMPIRE!!! AAARGHHH! *Calms self down* Ahem...sorry about that. Welcome to the club! Random Lemon Thing of the week: » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « (Sung to the tune of 'Auld Lang Syne') When living lemons swallow limes, They always say 'AA-UUGH!' Be-cause the limes al-ways taste rea-a-ly sou-r-r-r! Lemons taste bet-ter than limes, 'Cause they aren't that acidic! ...A-and this song is about to end, Ri-ight abou-out now. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Wow, that didn't even rhyme. -+logic+-

Here's another thing for the Club Members: Random lemon thing of the week: What do you get when you cross a lemon with another lesser fruit? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « A wasted lemon. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Okay, now that wasn't funny at all... » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Maybe I should add another thing to this. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « "To Lemon or not to Lemon...that is the question." - William Shakespear » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Alright...that was even worse. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « "LEMONEXTERMINATE!!!!!" -Dalek » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Bah...this wasn't such a good idea. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « "Lego MindStorms LemoNXT..." -Random Commercial Narrator » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Eh...maybe I should stop now.

Actually, the ads are random because it shows different ads each time, so we don't really know which one you're talking about Sorry Seran, I haven't really seen any of your movies. That was simply a joke for the lemon club members. Random lemon club thing of the week:Secret coded message! vpmhtsd@ Upi jsbr gpmf yjr ,rddshr@ Og upi str trsfomh yjod. Upi jsbr gpimf yjr ,rddshr@ Upit trestf eo;; nr yjod: yjr eptf :R<PM@@@@ JSJSJS@@ That actually spells out something. PM Me if you think you know the message! Hint: Position of the letters on your keyboard. -+logic+-

Yessir, I agree with that. It's that burned feeling in your tongue, right? That's the acid in the lime melting your tongue. Really. But only a little. Random Lemon thing of the week: The Lemons are struggling... To hold back the menace of the limes... COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU... LEMON VS. LIME! (Disclaimer: This movie is not in production and never will be.) I wouldn't be too sure...have you seen any of my movies? Look for the block on the left. -Seran

Wow, there are tons of random members posting "Lemons are coolishneish and such" comments. I've just tried some limes, and boy, I like lemons better. Limes are rather acidic. Well, lemons are acidic as well, but limes taste more acidic. -+logic+-

You're welcome, Jaller Igniter. By the way, everyone seems to be ignoring my quiz... Random lemon thing of the week (Maybe I won't make one of these every week): Lemonade and Limeade are equivalent. I think.

That's a great song! I just have one question: How does the tune go? I have no Idea what the rhythm is right now... -+logic+-

Just for fun... LEMON QUIZ!!! 1: Which does NOT describe lemons? A:Tasty B:Acidic C:Yellow D:Round E:Porous 2: How big can a lemon tree get? A: 6 meters B: 5 meters C: 4 Meters D: 3 meters 3:What is the lemon derived from? A: Hybrid of other fruits B: Grew by itself C: Bio-engineered D: Unknown First one to PM me the right answers (You can just say the letters in order, don't have to copy it all out) Gets...errr....Satisfaction. Maybe BtB or Seran can give something, I'm horrible at making banners n' avs... Well, this might be just for fun, then. -+logic+-

Shouldn't we hold a lemon-contest of some sort? It would be fun for the club. -+logic+-

Ah, yes. The lemon has deeper roots that we can all imagine! And BtB, I think LEMONy Snicket books do refer slightly to lemons. nice new avatar, by the way. Very, B-ish Sadly, eating lemons without drinking water after will rot your teeth. That's not good news. -+logic+-

Sorry Phyoorii Fan, but I happen to be a rare breed of Plutonian Carnivourous Fire Lemon, and you just parched your throat, gave yourself heartburn, acidified your tougue, fried some saliva, and I happen to explode in a few seconds. The moral of the story is: NEVER eat Plutonian fire lemons, no matter how much you like lemons. Eat earth-grown lemons instead (they taste much better anyway). -+logic+-

Well, mastermind, I think Mr. Daniel Handler (AKA Lemony Snicket) Changed his name to Lemony just because it popped into his head, probably not because of lemons. Although, it would be a joyous occasion if that were the case. Sometimes people just have this nice-sounding name whizz into their minds, and they just feel like using it. Sort of like Sniddious T. Borganacious, the President of Cake World from my comedy.

Yes, salza, I did mention you because you seem to be the sour-proof kind of person. I noticed that a lot of the comments are for new member applications. Are we going to get to any more of that lemony stuff yet? -+logic+-

May I join? I am particularly fond of Lemon juice on fish. When life hands you lemons...[insane]invent a lemonade supersoaker to spread the juice-ness!!!!!!!![/insane] I'm not quite as resilient to sour as salza is, so i sorta find eating lemons by themselves a bit strong, but in a good way. Soon-to-be Lemon club member, -+logic+- EDIT: I'd say the magical concentration in lemons and limes is 9/10 for limes, and 875623.4235532/10 for lemons. Welcome to the Club. -S