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Necro

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  1. @TPTI1; Hmm...well, I can't do much about the first and third ones, but I can vacuum up the salt, and I can paint crude remarks on the paintings! >=D

    @Zhal; If I became interested in less the universe would explode. I tried it in my old one.

    @TPTI2; Huh...he's still the most bada** in whatever retirement home he ends up in...unless Harrison Ford is also there...

  2. @Xae; There is no dream.

    @TPTI1; Well, I had to cook those, but yes. =D

    @Zhal; XD at the CN jokes.

    @TPTI2; Is he really that old?

    @TPTI3; I will admit the meme is getting old...

  3. Nah, I eated Mantax. Speaking of which, he tasted good. You should really try him sometime.

  4. Eh, I use Spaceballs; The official flamethrower! to clean.

  5. ...I forgot about the door, didn't I? Ah well. *Kicks nuke-battered fridge wall down*

  6. Xar; XD

    @EW; ...What TPTI said.

    @Xae; Their fridges when you replace the bomb with a cooling unit. =D

  7. Mr. Necro has learned the first lesson of not being seen. Do not stand up. Xaeraz, will you stand up please?

  8. ...What was the next line in the skit again?

  9. What about pointed sticks?

  10. *Possesses banana* *Gives Xae food poisoning*

  11. @Xae; Ooh, new discussion...

    @EW; I madde you a sammich...but I eated it. =D

  12. @EW: Imma 6 foot 1, who's the munchkin now? =D

    @TPTI/Xae; *Ghost possesses Zephyr* *Takes Xae's wallet* *Eats Xae* I now own everything AND can pay for it with Xae's wallet, which I'll throw in for free.

  13. HOMFG UR NOT PREMIER!1lolonelolwordsinpunctuation!1!!1

  14. @Xae; Xae-B-Gone, remember?

    @EW; Quiet you old windbag! =P

  15. You don't own everything. I on the other hand do. So technically that means I can just take the Zephyr-B-Gone. But i wanna see what TPT1 has Xae do.

  16. My bid plus what Xae just said.

    ...

    You cannot win Xae, I am an eBay master. >=D

    @Zhal; Hmm...that could be a problem...okay then. *Fireballs*

  17. @Zhal; *Casts touch of death*

    @Xae; THE SAME PLUS THE RIGHTS TO XAE'S NAME AND EVERYTHING HE BID AND HIM.

  18. HOMFG YOUR NOT PREMIERE ANYMORE!1!lolonelolwordsinpunctuation!!1!1

  19. Okay, your life, Xae's vampire body, souls, and enough bodies for three flesh golems!

  20. *Summons souls, then proceeds to take Xae's* I'm a necromancer, I can do that kinda stuff. =D

  21. *Slaps Zephyr, then proceeds to hand TPT1 bodies* Still have soul in them AND you can make a flesh golem!

  22. *Looks for Zephyr-B-Gone to find he doesn't have it*

  23. *Still has Xae-B-gone down*

  24. Xae; Very well. *Sprays Xaeraz repellent* That good? =P

    @Dave; That is a question I wish I knew the answer to. =P

    @Chane; Erm, hi. Which friend of mine who changed their name are you? ^^;

    @TPTI; Eh, I haven't watched an episode in a while, so I don't recall everything.

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