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  7. (((DARKNESS)))
    Here's a couple of MOCS I made. Drakan is the red Matoran and Haqer is the black one.
     
    Drakan:
    Drakan front-pose.
    Drakan side-pose 1.
    Drakan side-pose 2.
    Drakan back-pose.
     
    Haqer:
    Haqer front-pose.
    Haqer side-pose 1.
    Haqer side-pose 2.
    Haqer back-pose.
     
    Drakan and Haqer pose.
     
    Hope you like 'em!
  8. (((DARKNESS)))
    Here are some tips on the game located here.
     
    1: Pick the rahi with the most strength. (Strength is posted next to the character.) The one with the coolest name doesen't mean he's the strongest.
    2: Try and pick the most stunning attack.
    3: Try and choose a rahi that hasn't battled for a while.
    4: Don't choose a rahi that is already fighting. He gets wounded x2 if he is fighting someone else.
    5: Have fun!
  13. (((DARKNESS)))
    The lines in red are written by ~Laughin'Man~. The lines in blue are written by me.
     
    We are the Toa who don't do anything
    We just stay at home and lie around
    And if you ask us to do anyhing
    We'll just tell you we don't do anything
     
    Well I've never been to Xia
    And I've never played Koli
    And I've never fought Makuta in Karda Nui or at all
    And I've never kissed a Kratta
    And I've never gotten eaten
    And I've never been to Mata-Nui in the fall
     
    We are the Toa who don't do anything
    We just stay at home and lie around
    And if you ask us to do anyhing
    We'll just tell you we don't do anything
     
    And I never rode a Gukko
    And I've never used my powers
    And I've never licked a doorknob in the Metru Nui mall
    And I've never kicked a crab's butt
    And I've never beaten King Tut
    And I've never been to Mata-Nui in the fall
     
  17. (((DARKNESS)))

    Drum Club

    By (((DARKNESS))),

    Comment to join the Drum club!
     
    Fill out this form:
     
    Name:
    Type of drums you play:
    Type of drumsticks you use:
    Are you in a band? Yes: [] No: []
    Type of music you play:
     
    P.S. (You have to be a drummer)
  23. (((DARKNESS)))

    Apology

    By (((DARKNESS))),

    I would like to apoligize to the people who I offened with the Math joke. I AM NOT racist. I guess that was the type of joke I shouldn't have posted here. I will never post such a joke again.
  24. (((DARKNESS)))
    This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause."
     
    Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.( Now I know why they record these conversations!):
     
    Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?"
    Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
    Operator: "What sort of trouble??"
    Caller: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
    Operator: "Went away?"
    Caller: "They disappeared."
    Operator: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
    Caller: "Nothing."
    Operator: "Nothing??"
    Caller: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
    Operator: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out??"
    Caller: "How do I tell?"
    Operator: "Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen??"
    Caller: "What's a sea-prompt?"
    Operator: "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
    Caller: "There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
    Operator: "Does your monitor have a power indicator??"
    Caller: "What's a monitor?"
    Operator: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on??"
    Caller: "I don't know."
    Operator: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??"
    Caller: "Yes, I think so."
    Operator: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.
    Caller: "Yes, it is."
    Operator: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one??"
    Caller: "No."
    Operator: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
    Caller: "Okay, here it is."
    Operator : "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
    Caller: "I can't reach."
    Operator: "OK. Well, can you see if it is??"
    Caller: "No."
    Operator: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over??"
    Caller: "Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark."
    Operator: "Dark??"
    Caller: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
    Operator: "Well, turn on the office light then."
    Caller: "I can't."
    Operator: "No? Why not??"
    Caller: "Because there's a power failure."
    Operator: "A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in??"
    Caller: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
    Operator: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
    Caller: "Really? Is it that bad?"
    Operator: "Yes, I'm afraid it is. "
    Caller: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them??"
    Operator: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!"
     
    This is actually true!
     
     
     
  25. (((DARKNESS)))
    Who wants to adopt one? Fill out this form and post it in the comments section of this entry.
     
    Name:
    Color:
    Age:
    Home:
     
     
    Colors coming soon:
    None, Please PM me if you have any color suggestions.
     
     
     
    Red
    Purple
    Green
    Dark Grey
    Blue
    Yellow
    Orange
    Brown
    Black
    Light Grey
    Tan
    Pink
    Turqoise
     
     
     
    Enjoy. AND TAKE CARE OF THEM!
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